MOST DEFINITELY THE WORST HARDCORE / METALCORE / GRINDCORE BLOGSPOT ON THE NET

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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

ELYSIA - MASOCHIST

1. Disgust
2. Masochist
3. Filthy
4. Malignancy
5. Triumph
6. Theocracy
7. Xenophobia
8. Incinerate
9. Sadist
10. Swine


BRIEF REVIEW


READ THE TITLES! WHAT AN OPTIMISTICALLY CHEERFUL BAND! MAKES ME WANT TO GO TANNING ON MY LOCAL SUNBEACH WHILE SMEARING SEMEN ALL OVER MY FAGGOT BODY FOR SUN-LOTION! NO WONDER WHY I HAVE SUCH LOVELY SKIN. I GUESS ANYTHING THAT'S IN DECENT QUALITY EXCEEDS THE QUALITY OF THIS RECORDING... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE STUDIO THEY USED? IT SOUNDS A BUNCH OF FUCKING OUTDATED SEWING MACHINES FROM THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION RUNNING RAMPANTLY ALL OVER THE LEAD SINGER'S EYELIDS. NO FUCKING WONDER THAT SONG GOES "JUST BECAUSE YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, DOESN'T MEAN THE WORLD DISAPPEAR!" WELL FAGGOT, AT LEAST YOUR MOTHER DOES, AT LEAST TEMPORARILY FROM MY SIGHT WHEN I REALIZED HER SERVICE WAS A RIP-OFF THE MINUTE I PICKED UP HER IN AN ALLEYWAY OF HARLEM!


I'LL MAKE THE FUCKING WORLD DISAPPEAR FOR YOU YOU DELUSIONAL FAGGOT. START WITH A BETTER PRODUCER THAT'S NOT SO INCOMPETENT THAT I'M BEGINNING TO SUSPECT A CHIMPANZEE WORKING IN A BLACK-PANTHER SPONSORED EMPLOYMENT-EQUITY STUDIO. ONCE YOU'RE OVER THAT, PERHAPS THEN WE'LL TALK (OR HORK. WHATEVER YOU VOCALISTS DO TO COMMUNICATE THESE DAYS.)

HOLY FUCK THIS WEBSITE'S A MESS

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