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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Saturday, January 5, 2008

DORCIA - JOIN THE CHOIR


01 DROP
02 CINNAMON
03 LOVE IS A MANY SPLINTERED THING
04 FLATTERING
05 WHY TIGERS HATE FLORIDA
06 SMUG
07 FACE
08 TWO TIMES
09 WISH YOU WEREN'T HERE

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BRIEF REVIEW

YEAH, I'LL JOIN THE CHOIR YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. THE LAST TIME I SANG IN A CHOIR IN HIGH SCHOOL, I SWEAR MY MUSIC CONDUCTOR HAD TO TOUCH ME IN INAPPROPRIATE SPOTS AND SUCK MY DICK EVERY SINGLE TIME HE WANTED ME TO HIT A HIGH PITCH THAT I OTHERWISE COULDN'T REACH WITH MY PREDEVELOPED LITTLE VOCAL CHORDS. AND THEN HE INJECTED A SHEER CONCENTRATION OF ESTROGEN INTO MY MANTITS IN ORDER TO MAKE ME MORE APPEALING AS A FEMALE AND FUCKED ME UP MY DICKHOLE AFTER MY BALLS SHRUNK. SUCH CATASTROPHIC EVENTS HAVE MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY, FIFTY YEARS LATER.

THIS ALBUM HAS BEEN ALREADY UPLOADED BY SOME OTHER FUCKIN REJECT AND LINKED ON THE CHAT BULLETIN TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THIS SHITTY WEBPAGE, WHICH YOU STUPID LIVING ASSHOLES OBVIOUSLY FAIL TO CONVERSE ON FREQUENTLY.  WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT THESE THIRD PARTY LINKS WOULD DIE SO QUICKLY, FORCING ME TO RE-UPLOAD THIS BULLSHIT BAND ONCE AGAIN WITH MY PRECIOUS TIME I COULD BE CONSUMING WANKING OFF TO DEAD CHILDREN? THANK GOD THEY BROKE UP. I KNEW REAL HARDCORE KIDS HAVE DAY JOBS BUT I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD TAKE THEM THAT LONG TO OVERCOME THEIR QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS. ANYWAYS, IT TOOK ME MONTHS TO FIND THE ALBUM COVER FOR THIS ALIEN BAND AND I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THEIR EXISTENCE IN THE PAST. WHERE THE FUCK HAVE THEY BEEN PLAYING? IN AN AMISH CAVE IN UTAH? THEY SURE AS HELL BRING THE M000SH UP IN THERE, DON'T THEY? I'M GOING TO TOUR THAT GAY SCENE ONE DAY AND EJACULATE MY CONTAMINATED SEMEN ALL OVER THE PIT.

SO ALL IN ALL, I WASN'T THE ONE WHO UPLOADED THE ALBUM BUT IT'S SOME DECENT SHIT, AND THUS IT JUSTIFIES MY PLAGIARIZATION OF OTHERS' LINKS AND USE IT FOR MY OWN BLOG. YES I'M A LOWLIFE, GET AN E-LAWYER AND SUE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

I'M TOO LAZY TO WRITE MORE SO KINDLY FUCK OFF

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

nice post. thanks.