DORCIA - TOURIST

1. Octave
2. Computer Blue
3. Act A Fool
4. Boats
5. The Grove
6. Cursive
7. Lights And Trees
8. Pine Highway
9. Scrap Heap
10. Answers
11. The Rulers
12. Anchor

Dorcia - Tourists.zip
Dorcia - Tourists.zip
Dorcia - Tourists.zip

BRIEF REVIEW:

REMEMBER FEW YEARS AGO WHEN METALCORE USED TO BE GOOD LIKE THIS FUCKING GAY BAND? I MISSED THOSE DAYS. THOSE WERE THE DAYS WHEN THAT HOMOSEXUAL CHINK KIM JONG-IL COULD GOTO A SHOW AND THROWDOWN WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SUSTAINING A HEART ATTACK ON A TRAIN FEW DAYS AFTER AND DIE IN PERIL. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED JUST A DAY AGO, THANKS TO BAD METALCORE. HAHAHAHA LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY RED BUTTON THAT FUCKING YELLOW MONKEY ENDED UP INCORRECTING PRESSING WAS THE ONE ON HIS BUILT-IN HEART DEFIBRILLATOR. WHAT A RETARDED FUCKING ORANGUTAN. NO NEWS PUBLICATION DARED TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED: STUPID MONKEY CHASING HANDICAP DIED CHOKING ON A FUCKING CHOPSTICK CONSUMING HIS HOME COOKED CATS AND DOGS WHILE THE REST OF HIS FAGGOT COUNTRY STARVES IN FAMINE AND POVERTY. GOOD ONE, AND NOW YOUR SOCIALLY INEPT TWENTY SOMETHING YEAR OLD HENTAI-MASTURBATING SON'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE THRONE??? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET THAT FAT-ASS OFF ALL THAT ANIME AND MANGA TO RULE A MISERABLY BACKWARD NATION YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT BABBOONS? I'M SURE OVER A DECADE OF PLAYING STARCRAFT HAS MADE YOU A RUTHLESS AUTOCRATIC DICTATOR JUST LIKE YOUR STUPID SON OF A SLANT-EYED BITCH FATHER YOU HOMOSEXUAL MAN-PORN VIEWING REJECT.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CHINKS DON'T NEED KEYS TO ACCESS THEIR HOUSES. BECAUSE THEY ARE SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED AND HAVE SUCH SMALL DICKS THAT THEY CAN SIMPLY PLUG THEIR FORESKIN INTO A KEY SLOT AND TWIST THE LOCKS OPEN. SO IMAGINE A FAMILY OF GOOKS (BOTH MEN AND WOMEN) TAKING TURN PLUGGING THEIR ABNORMAL PENISES INTO KEY HOLES AND GIVING BIRTH TO A NEW GENERATION OF INNOVATIVE SECURITY. IT'S NO DOUBT THE LOCKS ARE ONLY TWO INCHES DEEP BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A WASTE OF MATERIALS TO INCLUDE MORE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE WERE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE MOURNING IN THE CENTER OF THE NATION'S CAPITAL. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY CRYING ABOUT? IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WERE BEING FED PROPERLY PRIOR TO HIS FORTUNATE DEATH IN THE FIRST PLACE. I SUSPECT ALL THEIR CHINKY EYES WERE PROBABLY JUST TEARY BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER THEY SAW SUNLIGHT WHEN BEING TEMPORARILY RELEASED FROM THEIR TRAPPED DUNGEON OF HEINOUS ASSEMBLY LINES. I SAY WE KEEP THEM OUTSIDE FOR A FEW DAYS SO THEY ROAM LIKE ANIMALS AND THEN ENCOURAGE THEM TO CROSS NO-MAN'S LAND INTO SOUTH KOREA SO OUR LAZY ASS IRAQI-RETURNED TROOPS CAN SWIM OVER THERE AND THROW A FEW MORE MOLOTOV COCKTAILS AT THEIR FAILED PIECE OF SHIT LAND AND SINK IT RIGHT OFF THE MAP. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SHAPE OF THAT VERY PENINSULA AND MY APPENDIX IS THAT MY APPENDIX IS FAR MORE USEFUL YOU FUCKING EYELESS GOOKS.

ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT READERS SHOULD FOLLOW THE GREAT FOOTSTEPS OF KIM JONG IL AND SUSTAIN HEART ATTACKS TOO. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FAT, GREASY, AND USELESS AMERICANS. STOP GOING TO SHOWS AND START GOING ON HIGH-RISK TOURS TO UNDERDEVELOPED TOTALITARIAN COUNTRIES WITH SHEER ANIMOSITY TOWARDS NORTH AMERICA YOU FUCKING USELESS FAGGOTS.