MOST DEFINITELY THE WORST HARDCORE / METALCORE / GRINDCORE BLOGSPOT ON THE NET

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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE - EVERYONE LOVES A HANDSOME KILLER

01 Our Anniversary, Your Funeral        
02 Release the Demons        
03 Looking out for Number 1        
04 43 and Counting        
05 Centolella Conspiracy        
06 The Aftermath


BRIEF REVIEW:

NOBODY, NOT EVEN I, UNDERSTAND WHY I SIMPLY FAIL TO UPDATE THIS SITE FOR YEARS.

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY LONG HIATUS YOU FUCKING DESPERATE FAGGOTS. I'VE BEEN TAKING THE LONGEST SHIT IN THE WORLD IN THE MIDST OF THE AMAZON FOREST FOR THE PAST HALF A YEAR, AND OH MY GOD MY TURD NUGGETS CAME TO LIFE WHICH BECAME THE MOST-CAPABLE NIGGER INHABITANTS OF THAT VERY NATURAL RESERVE. I'VE BEEN SENT ON A MISSION BY GOD TO DO SOME PARADISE ENGINEERING FOR THIS WORLD, WHICH IT REQUIRES ME TO BE AWAY FOR MONTHS ON END IN A BASEMENT LABORATORY RESEARCHING FOR THE MOST EFFECTIVE PROTON SPLITTER TO NUKE AFRICA. SYMPATHY FOR NIGGERS? I HAVE SOME! THIS IS WHY I PROMOTE EUTHANASIA YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

I SERIOUSLY DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE KEEP REVISITING MY FUCKING STUPID SITE.OBVIOUSLY NOBODY LIKES TO DOWNLOAD THESE OUTDATED ALBUMS BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT METALCORE IS A DYING SCENE. SO IT KEEPS ME PUZZLED TO CONTEMPLATE WHY YOU MOTHERFUCKING GIMPS ALWAYS COME BACK ON A CONSISTENT BASIS. IS IT TO READ MY REPETITIVE, GENERIC, NON-SENSICAL RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC AND TOILET-HUMOUR INDUCED RANTS? IS THAT SERIOUSLY A LEGITIMATE HOBBY?! LIKE SERIOUSLY DON'T YOU FOOLISH FAGGOTS HAVE BETTER SHIT TO MANAGE WITH YOUR TIME, LIKE FISHING OUT OF A FUCKING TOILET? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THEN: THE NEXT TIME I DECIDE TO TAKE A GROTESQUE DUMP ... INSTEAD OF RELEASING IT ON THIS SHIT-STAINED BLOG OF MINE, I'LL ACCEPT YOUR INVITATION TO BELCH IT OUT INTO YOUR VERY NASTY TOILET SO YOU AND YOUR ALL-MALE PARENTS AND SIBLINGS CAN COLLECTIVELY SIT AROUND IT WITH REELING RODS, AND COMPETE TO FISH IT OUT! THE WINNER RECEIVES A FAMILY PACKAGE OF 100,000 SPERM CELLS PUMPED RIGHT INTO HIS ASSHOLE! HOW IS THAT FOR FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT YOU FUCKING INBRED FAGGOTS?! DOESN'T IT BEAT SNAKES AND LADDERS?!

YEAH, SPEAKING OF "ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE". ALL HELL ALREADY BROKE LOOSE WITHIN MY REAR END AND NOW IT'S JUST A NEVER-ENDING BLACK HOLE SUCKING EVERYTHING IN. I THINK I MIGHT NEED PHYSIOTHERAPY TO EVER WALK AGAIN, BUT WHENEVER I VISIT A NEW CLINIC IN TOWN, THE BLACK HOLE SUCKS IT IN AND DEVOURS IT. OH WELL. LAST TIME I VISITED THE DOCTORS IT WAS IN 1988 AND HE TOLD ME I COULDN'T LIVE VERY LONG DUE TO THE ABUNDANCE OF AIDS I CONTRACTED OFF THE SEVEN YEAR OLD PROSTITUTES I'VE RIPPED OFF IN MY BUSINESS TRIP TO KENYA WHILE HIGH ON LSD... THE ONLY HALLUCINATION I'VE RECEIVED, WAS THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS ON A BUSINESS TRIP AND THUS EVER EMPLOYED THROUGHOUT MY LIFE.  I LOVE WALK IN MEDICAL CLINICS WHERE I CAN RAPE THE DOCTORS FOR REPORTING ME THE BAD NEWS ABOUT MY ENDANGERED PHYSICAL HEALTH. WELFARE CHECKS FOR LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS. KEEP PAYING YOUR GODDAMN TAXES ON THE END OF THE YEAR IN ORDER TO KEEP THIS SERVER UP. THANKS YOU NON-HETEROSEXUAL AND PRO-HOMOSEXUAL GAY FAGGOTS.

I SMOKE THE CRACK ROCK

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