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Monday, February 1, 2010

GIGANTIC BRAIN - THE INVASION DISCOGRAPHY

1. Negotiations Lead to Instant Death (The Government is Obliterated)
2. The Humans Military Confidence Lead to the Death of Them All
3. The Most Gruesome Scene in the History of Mankind
4. UnderPiglet Crawls the Earth at High Speeds Eating Anything with a Heartbeat
5. In the Beginning
6. Burrowed in Bodies
7. The Eight Horned Beast
8. The Grizzly Impalement, One by One
9. Our Armies Fail
10. Dehumanize (Ninja Gaiden NES cover)
11. We Become the Earth (The First Stampede) - (Castlevania NES cover)
12. My Family, Crushed (The Second Stampede)
13. Not a Beating Heart, Not a Babies Cry
14. Cities, Shelled Out
15. Exo-Brain
16. Exo-Destroyer
17. Exo-Girl
18. Ingrin the Freak (Sequel to Track 42 - Dungeon Freak)
19. Oh My God
20. Failure 01
21. Failure 02
22. Failure 03
23. Failure 04
24. Failure 05
25. Failure 06
26. Failure 07
27. Animal Implant
28. The Last Supper
29. Invasion
30. Bio-Casualties Inflicted by the Overlord
31. The House of Feasting (Agoraphobic Nosebleed Cover)
32. Total Humanoid Meltdown
33. Ashes Fly, Like Butterflies
34. Devoured for Science
35. Puddles of Green
36. Pump Action Decapitator
37. Phillips Head Face Lifter
38. Spiral Blood Stain
39. One Small Town for Research
40. Cheerleader Holocaust
41. Creature Made of Bone
42. Dungeon Freak
43. Early Funeral
44. Emotionally Unstable Mother of Four
45. Finishing The Cake
46. Hacksaw Kid
47. Monopoly Money Millionaire
48. My Aftermath
49. No One Loves You
50. Obey The Brain
51. Obliterated by the Super Train
52. Pigs In Space
53. The Impaler Prince
54. The Third Brand of Human
55. Ulta-Maniac, Steve
56. Together, We Make a Family
57. Tech-Battle (Gigantic Brain playing over real drums)
58. Intestinal Pott Pie (newer version)
59. Intestinal Pott Pie (older version)
60. Incredibly Deranged Piglet
61. Tickling the Exit Wound
62. Panty
63. Its Been Sick.. So I Tried to Feed It More 


BRIEF REVIEW:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DRUM-PROGRAMMED BULLSHIT MONSTROSITY?

DECADES AGO WHEN I WAS YOUR STUPID SPOILED-BRATTY AGE, MUSIC ACTUALLY HAD TO BE COMPOSED THROUGH COLLABORATION OF INSTRUMENTS. BUT NOPE, NOT TODAY THANKS TO THE ADVANCEMENT OF MACINTOSH-BASED APPLE-LECTRONIC RECORDING SOFTWARES SUCH AS LOGIC AND PRO TOOLS, WHICH ENCOURAGES YOU TO PROGRAM YOUR OWN FUCKING BULLSHIT DRUM TRACKS THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN EPILEPTIC BASTARD-CHILD TAKING A PISS WHILE POSSESSED BY DEMONIC OVERLORDS. STOP YOUR ELECTRONIC CYBER-GRIND BULLSHIT, AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED IS NOT PROUD OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS FOR COMPOSING SIXTY THREE TRACKS OVER THE COURSE OF ONE NIGHT, MAKING THE WHOLE ALBUM LAST ABOUT A TOTAL OF TWENTY MINUTES. LET'S MAKE YOUR LIFE LAST FOR ALMOST AS LONG AS THAT STARTING FROM ... NOW! START HOLDING YOUR BREATH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MOST OF THESE "ARTISTS" ACTUALLY PRONOUNCE THEMSELVES AS MUSICIANS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THEIR MOTHER ASKS THEM WHY IT IS THAT SOMEONE IN THEIR MID-TWENTIES REFUSE TO GO OUT AND GET A DEGREE OR A JOB, AND THEIR RESPONSE IS SOMEWHAT ALONG THE LINES OF "I AM AN ASPIRING AVANT-GARDE EXPERIMENTAL MUSICIAN, POSSIBLY DREAMING OF HITTING IT UP IN HOLLYWOOD ONE DAY IF MY PARENTS ARE SUPPORTIVE ENOUGH TO INVEST IN MY ARTISTIC ENDEAVORS." HOLY FUCKING PATHETIC LOSERS. START BEING ABLE TO AFFORD YOUR OWN GROCERIES YOU STUPID, SPOILED PARASITIC LEECHERS. THAT'S LIKE MY FANTASIZING ON MAKING MONEY OFF THIS GAY ASS WEBSITE I RUN... WHICH WAS GOING VERY WELL UNTIL I RECEIVED A SANCTION LETTER FROM GOOGLE! HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU GOOGLE.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY STILL E-MAIL ME ON AN ANNUAL BASIS, INSISTING FOR ME TO RE-PAY FOR THIS DOMAIN WHICH NOBODY VISITS ANYWAYS. THEREFORE I HAVE TO RE-INPUT MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION ALL THE TIME, ALONG WITH ALL THE SADISTIC SADOMASOCHISTIC FOOT-FETISH PORNO MEMBERSHIPS I SIGN UP FOR ALL OVER THE NET. SOMETIMES I JERK IT SO MUCH AND IT BECOMES SO SORE THAT I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS OUT FROM MY FILTHY BUTT. DON'T BE JEALOUS THAT I AM LIVING THE LIFE, ONE POSSIBLY BETTER THAN THE CREATOR OF THIS BAND!

I HAVE AN IDEA GUYS... HERE'S A SPOON FOR YOU, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT AND GO EAT MY ASSHOLE?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

7/10