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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Saturday, December 12, 2009

ANAH AEVIA - REALIZE YOU'RE DEAD

1 Murder
2 Emmanuel My Provider
3 Hubble Slaw
4 October 12 1998
5 Renewal
6 Eyes As Phyxiated
7 Mexico City
8 Hope
9 London Life Play
10 A Tale Of Two Revolutions
11 Sea And Sky
12 Morning The Innocent
13 Rest


BRIEF REVIEW:

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A MISERABLE CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS FAGGOTS!

I'VE ALWAYS HATED CHRISTMAS SINCE LIFE. EVER SINCE SANTA GAVE ME AN "EXCLUSIVE PRESENT" IN THE ENTRANCE TO MY REAR SOCKET BEHIND THE CHRISTMAS TREE WHEN I WAS AN INNOCENT LITTLE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD, "SHIT" HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME FOR ME AGAIN. I MEAN DON'T GET ME WRONG, I DON'T MIND BEING MOLESTED BY HOT SEXY BEARDED OLD GUYS RIDING IN REINDEER-MOBILES, BUT WHEN THAT OLD DISGUISED BASTARD IS YOUR OWN FUCKING FATHER, THINGS GET PRETTY EMBARRASSING AS TIME GOES ON. FORTY YEARS AFTER, WHENEVER I STILL GO TAKE A SHIT, MY DYSFUNCTIONAL RECTAL TUBE SPLATTERS THE FECAL REMAINS ALL OVER THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY PROJECTILE ORGANS?! I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE.

I LOATHE THE SHIT OUT OF CHRISTMAS. EVERY SINGLE YEAR I SEE MY JOLLY OLD NEIGHBOURS EXCHANGING GIFTS WITH THEIR FAMILIES AND LOVED ONES, AND IT TURNS ME ON. ESPECIALLY WHEN SPYING ON THEM THROUGH THESE THICK BUT DISCRETE HOLES I'VE PUNCTURED IN MY WALLS WHILE MASTURBATING TO THE SIGHT OF THEIR DINNER GET-TOGETHERS. IN ORDER TO ALLEVIATE MY LONELINESS, I ATTEMPT TO CONTACT MY DESIRABLE HOOKERS TO COME OVER AND RELIEVE ME OF MY EXTREME DEPRIVATION, ONLY TO BE DUMBFOUNDED THAT THEY CUT MY LONG-DISTANCE COMMUNICATION TO THAILAND DUE TO MY UNPAID BILLS FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL AFFAIRS WITH TWELVE YEAR OLD SLANTY-EYED ORIENTAL CHINKS NOW?! I FUCKING HATE THIS SEASON!

SOMETIMES I GO OUT ONTO THE SIDEWALK AND PISS IN THE SNOW IN THE ATTEMPT TO MAKE ABSTRACT ART. BUT THEN MY FUCKING BONER FREEZES INTO ICE UNDER BELOW TWENTY CELSIUS. I THEN RETURN HOME AND GO BACK ON THE INTERNET WHILST FIDDLING WITH MY FROZEN ICICLE ALL DAY. HOLY FUCKING HOLIDAYS WELL SPENT.

CONSIDERING MY DYING AGE, I'M GOING TO FILL OUT A SANTA APPLICATION AND FLY ALL OVER THE WORLD JUST TO SPY ON LITTLE KIDS SLEEPING OVER THE GLOBE AND PERHAPS DO TO THEM WHAT I'VE HORRIBLY BEEN THROUGH DURING MY YOUTHFUL YEARS OF DESPICABLE INJUSTICE... (EVERY COUNTRY BUT SOMALIA, I DON'T WANT TO GET KIDNAPPED BY ELEVEN YEAR OLD NEGROE SOMALIAN PIRATES.)

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