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Thursday, December 10, 2009

ABANDON ALL SHIPS - EP


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EVER MET A BUNCH OF FUCKING UGLY AND USELESS EUROPEANS THAT (1). FUCKING SUCK AT SOCCER AND (2). CAN'T GET A FUCKING ACCEPTABLE AND LEGAL PASSPORT AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ... (3) ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ILLEGAL IMMIGRATED FAGGOTS? WELL, INTRODUCING ABANDON ALL FUCKS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! NOT ONLY ARE THESE FUCKING GUIDO'S A HUGE DISGRACE TO EUROPEANS, THEY ALSO CANNOT PROMOTE A PROPER CLUB PARTY FOR SHIT DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEIR TECHNO MUSIC SUCKS THE LEFT NUT OUT OF MY TESTICULAR SOCKET!'

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN ANGRY ITALIAN. MY INABILITY TO GROW BODY HAIR MADE ME APPLY VARIOUS FORMULAS ON MY PUBIC REGION UNTIL I REALIZED THE SOLUTION HAD ADVERSE SIDE-EFFECTS ON THE LENGTH OF MY PEEPEE. BEING ITALIAN IS GREAT BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET HIRED BY A "MARIO" TO DO ODD JOBS SO I'M ABLE TO IMPREGNATE HIS WHORISH SIXTEEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, BEFORE SHE FINALLY AND HELPLESSLY SQUATS OUT A DEFORMED INFANT NINE MONTHS AFTER I SQUEEZE MY MINIATURE LITTLE DICK INTO HER NASTY LITTLE PREMATURE (BUT HAIRY) SOCKET. UPON REALIZING I'D THEN GET ARRESTED FOR BEING THE BIG PEDOPHILE I AM, I GLADLY PACK MY BAGS TO MOVE TO ZIMBABWE AND JOIN THE PEDOPHILE PROTECTION PROGRAM THERE. TO QUALIFY, I HAD TO KILL THE REST OF THE WHITE FARMERS THAT WILL FURTHER RESULT IN THE COUNTRY'S PLUMETTING ECONOMY. GREAT JOB YOU FUCKING USELESS NEGORES! WAY TO PUT OUR NATION IN DEEPER CRISES FOR THE NAME OF "RACIAL REPARATION" AND LEAVE ALL OF US IN A CONDITION WORSE THAN IT EVER COULD HAVE BEEN, EVEN WITH THE PRESENCE OF SLAVERY! WHOO HOO! FUCKING USELESS TOOLS.

OH SHIT, AM I BEING OFFENSIVE? I AM SORRY, POPE. YOU SEE, EVER SINCE I WAS A YOUNG KID, I'VE ALWAYS NOT WANTED TO BE ONE OF THE LAST FEW FARMERS IN ZIMBABWE. SO I PLAY FARMVILLE AS A WAY TO COORDINATE MY FANTASY OF AN UTOPIA WHEN THE BLACKS STILL WORKED FOR ME IN MY BACKYARD BEFORE THEY ATTEMPTED TO RETALIATE. WHENEVER MY GAY LITTLE FARMVILLE FACEBOOK APPLICATION ERECTS A COTTON PLANT, I MAKE MY NIGGER JAMAL JOYOUSLY DANCE AROUND BY CLICKING RANDOM OPEN SPOTS ON THE FIELD TO COORDINATE HIS BLACK DANCE MOVEMENTS. WATCHING A BIG BLUFF BLACK MAN DANCE TURNS ME ON, SO I MAKE HIM GO HARVEST SOME VIRTUAL ZUCCHINI'S AND SHOVE IT UP MY VARIOUS STIMULATING ORIFICES. THE FRICTION I MAKE FROM THE OBJECT RUBBING AGAINST MY ASSHOLE CALLS FOR THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TO PUT OUT THE FLAME. IN ORDER TO SUCCESSFULLY DO SO, THEY MUST FIRST SHOVE A LADDER INTO MY ASSHOLE AND MAKE ERRANDS IN AND OUT OF THERE WITH THE FIRE HOSES. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT MY ASSHOLE HAS BEEN MADE SO LOOSE FROM VARIOUS TAMPERMENTS THAT WHOEVER HAS SEEN IT MUST BE ABLE TO STICK THEIR HEAD INTO THE RECTAL OPENING AND PULL IT OUT OF THEIR DICK TUBE. TALK ABOUT A REAL VERSATILE PHYSICAL ANATOMY, EH, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS?

WOW, I AM SO DRUNK.

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