2. Midnight With the Monster Squad
3. Who Crucified the Chaperone?
4. Scheming Dreaming Juggernaut
5. Burning Butterflies
6. Dollface
7. Paperweight
8. In the Shape of Stars
9. Take a Picture, She'll Last Longer
10. Psychology of Optional ExperienceBRIEF REVIEW:DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING HATE IT WHENEVER YOU HAVE TO GO TAKE A SHIT THAT IS SO URGENTLY COMPULSORY, BUT DESPITE OF HOW HARD YOU ATTEMPT TO SQUEEZE THE SOLID WASTE OUT OF YOUR SOCKET, IT SIMPLY WILL NOT COME OUT? I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE THIS. THINKING INITIALLY THAT IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN A COMMON CONSTIPATION ISSUE, I POPPED ENOUGH DIGESTION AND LUBRICATION PILLS TO FEED A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH WORTH OF FAMILY DOCTOR PATIENTS. DISCOVERING THAT IT'S TOTALLY FAILED TO WORK, I REACHED MY HANDS DOWN INTO MY ANUS WITH THE INTENTIONS TO MANUALLY DISSECT THE POOP MYSELF. SURPRISINGLY, THE HOLY GRAIL OF MY QUESTIONS HAD BEEN ANSWERED! IT WASN'T CONSTIPATION AFTER ALL, BUT IT WAS A USED CONDOM HANGING OUT MY HAIRY ASSHOLE! SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED AND WITH A POUNDING HANGOVER HEADACHE, I STILL COULD NOT RECALL WHAT I DID THE NIGHT BEFORE IN THE CITY'S UNDERGROUND BONDAGE & DISCIPLINE SADOMASOCHISTIC FETISH NIGHT CLUB! ALL I KNEW WAS THAT I DRANK A BOTTLE TO TEQUILA THAT DIDN'T REALLY END UP BEING TEQUILA! WELL, WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT THEN...???? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!
AS I CONTINUE TO PULL THE CONDOM OUT FROM MY ANAL SOCKET, I DISCOVER PAINFULLY THAT THERE WAS A CORK PLUGGING THE TUBE OF MY ASSHOLE. NO WONDER WHY THE POOP-PRISONERS COULD NOT ESCAPE! HOW THE FUCK DID THIS WOODEN CORK GET INTO THE CONDOM ANYWAYS?! FRANTICALLY I KEPT ON PULLING AND THE UNFATHOMABLE WAS ABOUT TO BE REALIZED... THE CORK WAS ATTACHED TO THE FUCKING TEQUILA BOTTLE, AND THE CONDOM IS WRAPPED ALL OVER IT! WHAT THE FUCK?! NEVER HAVE THESE INCIDENTS EVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE (ASIDE FROM ONLY THREE TIMES IN THE PAST!) I AM SO CONFUSED! IS MY FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT LOOSE? WHAT THE HELL DID THESE HOMO-NEGRO-INDONESIAN FETISHISTS DO TO ME... TELL ME!!!!!!
RELIEVED TO FINALLY DRAG THE WHOLE ENTIRE BOTTLE OUT OF MY ASSHOLE, I FELT THE BOTTLE MOVING SOMEWHAT ON ITS OWN. WHAT THE FUCK... COULD IT BE... THERE'S A LIVE GERBIL CRAWLING INSIDE OF THAT BOTTLE!!! WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE GROTESQUENESS OF SIMPLY ... WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! OUT OF SHEER TERROR AND RAGE, I SMASHED THE ENTIRE GLASS BOTTLE WHILE IT'S STILL QUARTER-PLUGGED INTO MY ASSHOLE. OUCH! MY ANUS BLEEDS LIKE HURRICANE KATRINA. LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE SHITTING OUT SOLID WASTE FOR ANOTHER THREE FUCKING WEEKS!!
BUT THAT'S FINE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, BECAUSE I'LL JUST HAVE TO FUCKING EXTRACT MY DISGUSTING ANAL-EXCRETIONS OUT OF MY FUCKING MOUTH AND MAKE OUT WITH YOUR MOTHER AND AUNTS AFTER!
3 comments:
Someone still hasn't kicked your ass? Fuckkk dude. Suicide should've become an option by now.
Talking shit on Hardcore kids is 2003 shit. Move on. It's about talking shit on rave kids now. Silly little preemee.
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