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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Saturday, October 10, 2009

BURY YOUR DEAD - COVER YOUR TRACKS


BRIEF REVIEW:

ARE YOU WORRIED THAT FOR EVERY TIME YOU ATTEND A BR00TAL MOSHCORE BAND LIKE THIS ONE AND HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF IN THE RAGING PIT, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO OVER-DANCE YOUR FELLOW OPPONENTS OF THE RIVAL HARDCORE DANCING CREW IN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE TOWN? SUCH PARANOIA AND UNEASINESS IS FAR FROM UNCOMMON, AND THANKS TO WEBMASTER NOW YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO FEAR ABOUT GETTING YOUR DELICATELY SCRAWNY LITTLE BODY SPINKICKED INTO A FUCKING BLOODY, DECAPITATED PULP! AND FRANKLY WITH SOME LETHAL HARDCORE DANCING SKILLS IN YOUR HANDS, MAYBE YOU'D FINALLY BE ABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF IN THE LOCKER ROOM AFTER YOUR WEEKLY PRACTICE ON YOUR LACROSSE TEAM!



I GET SO FUCKING PARANOID WHEN I SEE THESE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD KIDS FLAIL THEIR FUCKING FISTS IN THE PIT, ESPECIALLY WITH THIS NEW GROUNDBREAKING REVOLUTIONARY GUIDE. I SWEAR MY LIFE FLASHES BY MY EYES FASTER THAN ANY VETERANS STILL SUFFERING FLASHBACKS FROM VIETNAM. SOMETIMES BEING THE INTIMIDATED WIMP I AM, I IMAGINE THE INTENSITY OF THROWING MY FUCKING HAIRY OLD FAT ASS INTO THE DANCE JUNGLE AND PARTICIPATE IN THE MADNESS. HOWEVER MY SUBTLE DAYDREAMING ARE ALWAYS RUDELY INTERRUPTED BY SOME ATTACKING NINJA'S FLYING KARATE CHOP STRAIGHT IN THE FACE! OH NO... MY BEAUTIFUL FUCKING FAGGOT FACE! LORD HAVE GODDAMN MERCY!

NOW I NEED RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY ALL OVER MY FACIAL BONES YOU STUPID FUCKING PHYSICALLY IMMATURE MOMMA'S BOYS! ALL I WANTED TO DO AT THE SHOW WAS TO PUSH MOSH LIKE A STUPID BARBARIAN! WHY IS THERE NO SYMPATHY FOR A LONESOME, FAT PUSH MOSHING METALHEAD LIKE ME, EVER?!?!?!

(OH WAIT, THERE IS AFTER ALL! UPON HEARING BURY YOUR DEAD'S NEWEST ALBUM UP TO DATE, I GUESS THAT SYMPATHY IS FOUND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAY... AND BY YAY I MEAN GAY. GET LAUNCHED OVER A FUCKING HIGHWAY DURING YOUR NEXT TOUR YOU SELLOUT FAGGOTS.)

I LIKE PIE

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