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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Saturday, October 3, 2009

BREATHE CAROLINA - HELLO FASCINATION

1) Hello Fascination
2) I'm the Type of Person to Take Things Personal
3) Take Me to Infinity
4) Dressed Up to Undress
5) I.D.G.A.F.
6) Welcome to Savannah
7) I Have to Go Return Some Video Tapes
8) The Dressing Room
9) Tripped and Fell in Portland
10) Can I Take You Home?
11) My Obsession
12) Velvet
13) Rescue

LINK FIXED DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT

BRIEF REVIEW:

THIS IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH SCREAMO ELECTRO-POP MUSIC ON MYSPACE NOWADAYS DAYS. STUPID FUCKING NASTY ASS EMO KIDS WITH LONG DRAPES OF MOP AS HAIR REALIZES THAT THEY AREN'T GETTING THE TYPE OF E-ATTENTION THAT THEY NARCISSISTICALLY CRAVE TO COMPENSATE FOR WHAT THEIR PARENTS FAILED TO DELIVER TO THEIR STAGES OF YOUTH (ASIDE FROM SERIES OF UNTHINKABLE EPISODES OF MOLESTATION WITH WOODEN STOOL LEGS), AND DUE TO THIS, THEY DOWNLOAD A PIRATED COPY OF FRUITY LOOPS SOFTWARE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THINK THEY'RE FUCKING FAGGOT KING KONGS OF THE SCENE. GO HAVE A TOUR WITH BROKENCYDE, JEFREE STAR, THE MEDIC DROID AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ... xLIFERUINERx YOU FUCKING ASSHATS. YOU MAY THINK YOU ARE A BUNCH OF PRISSY AND PRETENTIOUS ELECTRO POP-STARS BUT YOU STILL CAN'T BE PARIS HILTON WITH YOUR LACK OF PROSTHETIC TITS, DESPITE OF THE INWARD PENIS YOU PROBABLY HAVE THAT MAY BE CONSTITUTED AS A VAGINAL CAVE. HOLY FUCKING CRAP, THIS SHIT IS NOT DANCE, IT'S NOT POP, IT'S NOT SCREAMO ... TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IT IS? IS IT SOME SORT OF FUTURISTIC GENRE-DEFYING GARBAGE FROM OUTER SPACE IN A GALAXY FULL OF MEN CAPABLE OF REPRODUCTION WITH EACH OTHER? I FUCKING KNEW IT! DIE YOU FUCKING INTERGALATIC ASEXUAL SCUMS. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ASSWIPES PENETRATE THROUGH OUR OZONE LAYER? OH YEAH, I KEEP ON FORGETING THAT I FARTED THREE NIGHTS AGO. SORRY!

I KEEP TELLING MYSELF THAT NO BULLSHIT THIS BAD CAN POSSIBLY MAKE IT OUT INTO THE MARKET WITHOUT BEING SHRED APART BY RECORD LABELS DUE TO ITS BLATANT INSULT TO MUSICIAL SUBSTANTIALITY AND COMMERCIAL VIABILITY. SO I THEORIZED SOME OTHER POSSIBILITIES AS TO WHY THIS HUNK OF JUNK WAS ACTUALLY RELEASED. NOT SURPRISINGLY, WHEN I PLAYED THIS RECORD BACKWARDS, AN IMMINENT MESSAGE FROM THE ILLUMINATI WAS DECODED ABOUT THE REPTILIAN RACE TAKING OVER THE WORLD ON DECEMBER 21ST, 2012. I WAS SO FUCKING HORRIFIED THAT I SPRAYED A HUGE CHUNK OF BEHEMOTH OUT FROM MY ANUS RIGHT BACK INTO MY MOUTH. I WAS SO PARALYZED IN FEAR THAT I DIDN'T BRUSH MY TEETH FOR TWO WEEKS AFTER THAT, AND THE FIRST WORD I SPOKE FACE-TO-FACE WITH MY PROBATION OFFICER ENDED UP PUTTING HIM INTO A VEGETATIVE STATE. THANKS BREATHE CAROLINA, SO MUCH FOR MY FUCKING $100,000 BAIL FROM CHILD MOLESTING MYSELF WHEN I WAS TWELVE!

WHATEVER THE FUCKING MAYANS SAY ABOUT 2012 MUST BE TRUE CONSIDERING THEY HAVE THE MOST PRECISELY INTRICATE CALENDAR, ESPECIALLY IN A CIVILIZATION WHERE THE MOST ADVANCED ARCHITECTURES ARE STRUCTURED WITH BAMBOO WALLS AND HAY ROOFS, AND NOT TO FUCKING MENTION THEIR MOST SOPHISTICATED URINALS AND TOILETS BEING THE SAME BERRY BUSHES WHERE THEY HARVEST THEIR LUNCHES FROM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS METAPHYSICAL MODERN NEWAGE PARANORMALLY SUPERSTITIOUS BULLSHIT ALL YOU GUILLIBLE FAGGOTS BUY INTO. IF YOU THINK THE WORLD'S ENDING SO SOON, WHY NOT THROW YOURSELVES OFF A BUILDING TO INCREASE GLOBAL SUSTAINABILITY YOU FUCKING OVERPOPULATED PARASITES?

IF I STUCK MY FUCKING HEAD UP MY ASSHOLE AND ROTATED 180 DEGREES COUNTER CLOCKWISE, WOULD I EXPERIENCE SOME MAJOR CATASTROPHIC POLE SHIFT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PHYSICISTS?

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