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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

CREMATORIUM - FOR ALL OUR SINS


BRIEF REVIEW:

HOLY FUCK I AM SO HUNGOVER. THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF THE SUMMER I DON'T EVER BOTHER TO UPDATE BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY DRINKING MYSELF TO DEATH IN SOLITUDE WHILE ATTEMPTING TO OVERDOSE MYSELF IN PATHETIC AND FAILED ATTEMPTS OF SUICIDE. HOLY SHIT LIFE IS A LUXURY! MAYBE ONCE I END IT. WOW I CAN'T TAKE THIS TORMENT ANY LONGER. I'M GOING TO OVER-HYDRATE MYSELF WITH CONSUMING THE ACIDITY OF MY PISS! WHOO!

MY FUCKING DICK IS LIKE A FLEXIBLE HOSE WHICH I'M ABLE TO STRETCH ALL AROUND ME, ONLY BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY UNCIRCUMCISED. WHEN I COMMIT SUICIDE, I'M GOING TO HACK OFF HALF OF MY LENGTHY FORESKIN AND TIE IT INTO A NOOSE AND ATTACH IT TO A CLOTHE HANGER IN THE CLOSET OF MY WELFARE BUNGALOW. I SHOULD TELEVISE IT OVER STICKAM.COM WHERE I PLAY AS A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD TEENAGE BOY BY THE NAME OF XATTACKBOYX!!! HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN, THE COUNTLESS BENEFITS I GET WITH THAT DECEPTION, YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW!!

NO USE CALLING THE FBI ON ME YOU FUCKING REJECTS, I'LL ALREADY BE DEAD! YES THAT'S A THREAT, SOMEHOW TO YOU FAT UGLY METALHEAD LOSERS!

THE FACT THAT THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT MADE ME THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE IN THE WORLD NEED NOT BE OBVIOUSLY STATED.

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