BRIEF REVIEW:
"THE FOURTH PLAGUE: FLIES" WERE WHAT CAME OUT IN BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER'S THICK AND BROWN LEGS AFTER I UNDRESSED HER OUT FROM HER NASTY-ASS PAKISTANI BURKA'S. WHY IN THE WORLD DOES SHE WEAR THOSE THINGS ANYWAYS, THAT FUCKING ILLEGAL REFUGEE PAKI? DOES SHE NOT WORRY ABOUT DEPORTATION TO BE STANDING IN THE CORNER OF THE MOST HEATED GHETTO, ESPECIALLY AFTER ROLLING UP HER CITIZENSHIP DOCUMENTS INTO A TUBE TO PENETRATE HER GRAND JUNGLEY CANYON?
NOT ALLOWING MYSELF TO BE RIPPED OFF FROM THE LOOSE CHANGE I PAID, I PROCEEDED TO EAT HER OUT REGARDLESS OF THE FLIES. THAT WASN'T SO BAD I THOUGHT, CONSIDERING I WAS HUNGRY ANYWAYS. BUT THEN, OUT CAME THE COCKROACHES! I GUESS SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH NOW, WASN'T SHE! YOUR MOTHER IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
TELL HER TO STAY THE FUCK BACK IN HER OWN PAKISTANI COUNTRY BEFORE HER VAGINA IS COMPLETELY AMPUTATED AND THEREFORE ELIMINATING ANY CHANCES OF DISEASE TRANSMISSION. WHILE SHE'S DOWN THERE, TELL HER TO JOIN THE PRESENT MILITIA THAT'S EXTERMINATING ALL THE TAMILS. HAHAHA, SO GLAD THEY'RE EXPERIENCING GENOCIDES. MAYBE THIS WILL LOWER THEIR COUNTS OF OPIATES ILLEGALLY IMPORTED INTO OUR OTHERWISE CIVILIZED COUNTRIES. WATCHING THESE ANIMALS FIGHT TO THE DEATH IS LIKE TUNING INTO LATE NIGHT DISCOVERY CHANNELS. ALL YOU HUMANITARIAN AIDS WORKERS AND ANIMAL RIGHTS WORKERS ARE ALL THE SAME. YOU ALL GET SHIPPED TO SOME INSIGNIFICANT FIFTH-WORLD LOCATIONS AND ATTEMPT TO SAVE SPECIES THAT ARE NOT WORTH OUR TAX DOLLARS. HOW ABOUT WE SPEND OUR SOCIAL EXPENSES OVER SOMETHING MORE PRACTICAL... LIKE BUYING ME ANOTHER INDIAN HOOKER OTHER THAN YOUR MOTHER YOU DUMB FUCKS?!
NOT ALLOWING MYSELF TO BE RIPPED OFF FROM THE LOOSE CHANGE I PAID, I PROCEEDED TO EAT HER OUT REGARDLESS OF THE FLIES. THAT WASN'T SO BAD I THOUGHT, CONSIDERING I WAS HUNGRY ANYWAYS. BUT THEN, OUT CAME THE COCKROACHES! I GUESS SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH NOW, WASN'T SHE! YOUR MOTHER IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
TELL HER TO STAY THE FUCK BACK IN HER OWN PAKISTANI COUNTRY BEFORE HER VAGINA IS COMPLETELY AMPUTATED AND THEREFORE ELIMINATING ANY CHANCES OF DISEASE TRANSMISSION. WHILE SHE'S DOWN THERE, TELL HER TO JOIN THE PRESENT MILITIA THAT'S EXTERMINATING ALL THE TAMILS. HAHAHA, SO GLAD THEY'RE EXPERIENCING GENOCIDES. MAYBE THIS WILL LOWER THEIR COUNTS OF OPIATES ILLEGALLY IMPORTED INTO OUR OTHERWISE CIVILIZED COUNTRIES. WATCHING THESE ANIMALS FIGHT TO THE DEATH IS LIKE TUNING INTO LATE NIGHT DISCOVERY CHANNELS. ALL YOU HUMANITARIAN AIDS WORKERS AND ANIMAL RIGHTS WORKERS ARE ALL THE SAME. YOU ALL GET SHIPPED TO SOME INSIGNIFICANT FIFTH-WORLD LOCATIONS AND ATTEMPT TO SAVE SPECIES THAT ARE NOT WORTH OUR TAX DOLLARS. HOW ABOUT WE SPEND OUR SOCIAL EXPENSES OVER SOMETHING MORE PRACTICAL... LIKE BUYING ME ANOTHER INDIAN HOOKER OTHER THAN YOUR MOTHER YOU DUMB FUCKS?!
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