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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

THE NUMBER TWELVE LOOKS LIKE YOU - MONGREL



BRIEF REVIEW:

I HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHY THIS TYPE OF BANDS HAVE TO GO BEYOND THE POINT OF EXISTING, MUCH LESS RELEASING ANOTHER ALBUM ON TOP OF THEIR 100,000 PRE-EXISTING HEAPS OF GARBAGE DESPITE OF REALISING THEIR SHIT STINKS HORRENDOUSLY. SERIOUSLY, WHY WOULD YOU REQUIRE TWO VOCALISTS TO APPROACH YOUR EXPERIMENTAL FAUX-GRIND NOISECORE GARBAGE? DID YOUR FUCKING TOURING MANAGER WANT A SHARE OF THE PIE?

I LOVE HOW BANDS WITH TWO VOCALISTS EVENTUALLY EITHER END UP KICKING OUT ONE OF THE VOCALISTS, OR FALTER COMPLETELY WITH NO PROGRESSIVE SUCCESS. YOU STUPID FUCKS, WHY WOULD WE NEED TO LISTEN TO TWO STAGED PITBULLS GROWLING AT EACH OTHER IN A COMPETITION OF STAGE PRESENCE? WHAT IS THIS, ROMAN GLADIATOR? WHY WOULD WE NEED TWO PEOPLE TO CONSECUTIVELY SCREAM AT EACH OTHER IN TURNS? I GET THAT ENOUGH IN MY HOUSEHOLD WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, NO NEED TO REMIND ME OF MY DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY THAT HAS HURT ME FROM MY HEART TO MY BUM, YOU INSENSITIVE DICKFUCKS. THOSE TWO VOCALISTS BACK THEN WHEN THE BAND WAS FIRST ESTABLISHED PROBABLY HAD A SEVERELY GAY RELATIONSHIP WHERE THEIR DOMESTIC GROCERY ISSUES HAVE TAKEN A NEW HEIGHT. MIND YOUR OWN PERSONAL BUSINESS IN YOUR OWN BEDROOM YOU FLAMBOYANTLY GAY FAGGOTS!

AND I FOUND IT HILARIOUS THAT THE ONE VOCALIST RETRACTED THEIR MYSPACE PAGE UPON HIS DEPARTURE FROM THE BAND, DEFENDING IT AS "WELL IT'S INITIALLY MY MYSPACE PAGE SO NOW I'M SHUTTING IT DOWN. OH AND BY THE WAY, THEY DIDN'T KICK ME OUT... I QUIT!" HAHAHA. CALM YOUR HORMONES YOU DRAMATIC FUCKING SIXTEEN YEAR OLD BOY CRAWLING OUT OF THE CLOSET.

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