1. Prologue
2. Memory
3. Eternal Gates of Hell
4. Like a Bullet
5. Graven Image
6. Words Ignored
7. Cost of a Good Impression
8. Tu Se Morta
9. Doraematu
10. Preying on the Helpless
11. Balance Theory, The
BRIEF REVIEW:
REALLY? EVERYTHING YOU GUYS TOUCH FALLS TO PIECES? OH DAMN, YOU KNOW, I WAS ABOUT TO INVITE YOUR SHITTY BAND OVER TO MY HOUSE TO CRASH ON MY FLOOR AFTER YOUR SHOW HERE TONIGHT JUST SO I MAY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHANCES TO SEDUCE YOU GUYS INTO TOUCHING MY DICK, BUT SERIOUSLY, DAMN, NOW I AM HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS. IF MY PENIS EVER SHATTERED, THEN I'D HAVE TO PISS LIKE A WOMAN DUE TO THE INABILITY TO MANUALLY AIM MY PISS TUBE INTO A FUCKING DEFECTIVE URINAL.
I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOU FAGGOTS WHO FAIL TO FLUSH THE GODDAMN URINALS AFTER YOU TAKE YOUR NASTY PISS IN A PUBLIC ARENA. WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU, RAISED IN A FUCKING AMISH BARN IN UTAH? CAN YOU FILTHY RATS BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE BEFORE SPREADING YOUR INFECTIOUS BACTERIA THROUGH AIRBORNE EVAPORATION? I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO BE LESS THAN A FOOT AWAY FROM YOUR GROTESQUE BLADDER FLUID WHEN I RESPOND TO MOTHER NATURE AWAY FROM HOME. THE FLUSHING HANDLE'S JUST A REACH AWAY, UNLESS YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET - WHICH IF SO, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO TOILETTE PRIVILEGES ANYWAYS YOU AWKWARD DEFORMED GIMPS. EVEN IF THE FACILITY WAS BUILT IN 234 BC AND A FLUSH HANDLE IS NON-EXISTENT, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS TAKE OUT A STRAW AND ORALLY SUCK YOUR UNSANITARY FLUID BACK INTO YOUR OBESE SYSTEM. (THIS WORKS EXTREMELY WELL IF YOU'RE DIABETIC, BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T ENJOY SWEET JUICE?)
MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE IS TO WALK INTO A PUBLIC WASHROOM AND BEING FORCED TO INHALE THE LIFE-THREATENING FOUL ODOURS OF ABOMINATION. I'D RATHER PISS MY PANTS THAN TO CONTRACT SOME SORT OF FUCKING HIV. THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME WHEN I REFUSED TO ENTER A PUBLIC WASHROOM AND INSTEAD ASKED A GIRL WHERE IT IS. WHEN SHE GAVE ME A DULL "YOU'RE AN IDIOT" STARE AND WAS JUST ABOUT TO OPEN HER MOUTH TO TELL ME THAT IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, I IMMEDIATELY JUMPED AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO STICK MY BIG LENGTHY PENIS INTO HER ORAL CAPACITY AND PISSED INTO IT INSTEAD. I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT SHE WAS SAYING CONSIDERING THE WORDS ARE MUFFLED WITH *GULP, GULP, GULP*! HURRAY FOR QUICK REFLEXES! WHO SAID VIDEO GAMES AREN'T GOOD FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING BACKWARD FAGGOTS?
NOTE TO GIRLS: PERFORMING FELLATIO ON A DAILY BASIS REDUCES YOUR CHANCE OF OBTAINING BREAST CANCER. SO GET ON THAT! (UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY FLAT, THEN THAT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE A CONCERN FOR YOU.)
I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOU FAGGOTS WHO FAIL TO FLUSH THE GODDAMN URINALS AFTER YOU TAKE YOUR NASTY PISS IN A PUBLIC ARENA. WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU, RAISED IN A FUCKING AMISH BARN IN UTAH? CAN YOU FILTHY RATS BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE BEFORE SPREADING YOUR INFECTIOUS BACTERIA THROUGH AIRBORNE EVAPORATION? I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO BE LESS THAN A FOOT AWAY FROM YOUR GROTESQUE BLADDER FLUID WHEN I RESPOND TO MOTHER NATURE AWAY FROM HOME. THE FLUSHING HANDLE'S JUST A REACH AWAY, UNLESS YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET - WHICH IF SO, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO TOILETTE PRIVILEGES ANYWAYS YOU AWKWARD DEFORMED GIMPS. EVEN IF THE FACILITY WAS BUILT IN 234 BC AND A FLUSH HANDLE IS NON-EXISTENT, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS TAKE OUT A STRAW AND ORALLY SUCK YOUR UNSANITARY FLUID BACK INTO YOUR OBESE SYSTEM. (THIS WORKS EXTREMELY WELL IF YOU'RE DIABETIC, BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T ENJOY SWEET JUICE?)
MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE IS TO WALK INTO A PUBLIC WASHROOM AND BEING FORCED TO INHALE THE LIFE-THREATENING FOUL ODOURS OF ABOMINATION. I'D RATHER PISS MY PANTS THAN TO CONTRACT SOME SORT OF FUCKING HIV. THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME WHEN I REFUSED TO ENTER A PUBLIC WASHROOM AND INSTEAD ASKED A GIRL WHERE IT IS. WHEN SHE GAVE ME A DULL "YOU'RE AN IDIOT" STARE AND WAS JUST ABOUT TO OPEN HER MOUTH TO TELL ME THAT IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, I IMMEDIATELY JUMPED AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO STICK MY BIG LENGTHY PENIS INTO HER ORAL CAPACITY AND PISSED INTO IT INSTEAD. I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT SHE WAS SAYING CONSIDERING THE WORDS ARE MUFFLED WITH *GULP, GULP, GULP*! HURRAY FOR QUICK REFLEXES! WHO SAID VIDEO GAMES AREN'T GOOD FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING BACKWARD FAGGOTS?
NOTE TO GIRLS: PERFORMING FELLATIO ON A DAILY BASIS REDUCES YOUR CHANCE OF OBTAINING BREAST CANCER. SO GET ON THAT! (UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY FLAT, THEN THAT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE A CONCERN FOR YOU.)
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