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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Saturday, January 10, 2009

A TASTE FOR BLOOD - SELF TITLED

01 PRELUDE TO VENGEANCE
02 LET IT DIE
03 SWORN TO HONOR
04 CURSE THIS HELL
05 PRAY FOR DEATH
06 LITTLE FROM THE WORLD


BRIEF REVIEW:


I REMEMBER THIS BAND FROM BACK WHEN I WAS IN GRADE NINE WHEN THEY APPROACHED ME ON THE STREET'S SIDEWALK LIKE PEDOPHILES AND ASKED ME WHETHER I'D BE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING CAND - AHEM, THEIR SELF TITLED DEBUT ALBUM - FROM THEM. IT'S BEEN MORE THAN HALF A DECADE NOW SINCE I CAN FIND ANY REMNANT INFORMATION ABOUT THIS ACT HAS DISAPPEARED FROM THE NET FASTER THAN MY ANAL VIRGINITY THROUGHOUT A PAINFUL CHILDHOOD. IN THE ATTEMPT OF SEEKING SOLACE TO RECOVER FROM THE PAINFUL SEXUAL TORTURE I WAS SUBJECTED TO WITHIN MY PRIVATE SPHERE, I SEEKED GUIDANCE COUNSELLORS IN THE ANTICIPATION OF THERAPEUTIC VALUES FOR ALL THIS ABUSE AND DISTRESS, ONLY TO RECEIVE A REPEAT SESSION OF THAT ANAL STRETCHING! OH GOD, NOW DECADES LATER, THIS PAIN HAS OFFICIALLY CONVERTED INTO PLEASURE!

I LOVE BEING MOLESTED BY MY GUIDANCE COUNSELORS BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL. I TELL THEM ABOUT MY TALES OF BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY MY GRAND-UNCLES WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND THEN THEY ASK ME WHAT THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT. I CAREFULLY INSINUATE TO THE BEST OF MY ARTICULATE ABILITIES THAT THEY SHOULD GENTLY RAM ME FROM THE BEHIND UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM ALL THE BLEEDING AND LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS FROM ALL THE DURESS IN MY SAD FUCKING LIFE. I AM SO GLAD THESE SOCIAL SERVICE PROGRAMS ACTUALLY WORK AND MY TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING INTO GREAT THINGS. VOTE OBAMA YOU FUCKING COMMUNISTS!! I CAN SEE THE SOVIET FLAG RISE UP IN OUR NATION RIGHT NOW AND ALL NIGGERS RUN AMUCK IN THEIR HOODS SHOWING OFF THEIR BLING-BLINGS BOUGHT WITH INCREASED WELFARE STUBS. HANG ON A SECOND, I AM A NIGGER IN THE HOOD! WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?! AIDS AND UNEMPLOYMENT FOR LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! GUNSHOT GUNSHOT.

MORAL OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY: THE TIP OF MY ASSHOLE IS NOT A TOY YOU FAGGOTS.

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