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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

RECON - WELCOME TO VIPER CITY


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BRIEF REVIEW:

BWAHAHA! RECON RETURNS WITH THIS BRAND NEW FUCKING BREAKTHROUGH, MORE VIOLENT THAN EVER! STEP OFF THE STAGE, METALHEADS, HARDCORE KIDS ARE TAKING OVER ONCE AGAIN AND THIS TIME THERE SHALL BE MORE BLOOD THAN EVER. IN AN INTERVIEW CONDUCTED AROUND TOWN TO UNVEIL METALHEADS' ATTITUDES ON THE RESURRECTION OF HARDCORE CULTURE, WE WERE SPLATTERED WITH SOME VERY UNPREDICTABLE (BUT NOT SURPRISING) RESPONSES:

WEBMASTER: HELLO MY FELLOW *COUGH* RESPECTABLE METALHEAD, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE COMEBACK OF A NEW GENERATION OF HARDCORE YOUTH AND CULTURE?

METALHEAD: BWAHHH! I AM A HUGE FAGGOT! (PRANCING AROUND LOOKING FOR BERRIES TO EAT)
WEBMASTER: AHEM, NOTHING NEW I GUESS, BUT LET'S STAY ON TOPIC. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR PITIFUL METAL SCENE BEING SODOMIZED UP THE ANUS BY KIDS YOUNGER, MORE ACTIVE, SOCIALLY ACCEPTED AND ATTRACTIVE THAN YOU?

METALHEAD: BOBO HUNGRY! BOBO WANT FOOD AND BOBO WANTS IT RIGHT NOW! (JUMPING UP AND DOWN WHILE CAUSING A SECOND INTENSE HURRICANE KATRINA.)


WEBMASTER: NO! BAD BOBO! BAD! CAN WE PLEASE GET SOME PROGRESS GOING PLEASE?

METALHEAD: I LIKE GAY.

THERE YOU HAVE IT, A VERY PRODUCTIVE TALK WITH SOMEONE THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY OF A NUCLEAR MOLECULE! SOMETHING WE GET A LITTLE TOO MUCH ON THIS WEBSITE'S CHAT COLUMN! KEEP IT UP FAGGOTS.

BY THE WAY, IF ANYONE HAPPENS TO BE UNFORTUNATELY RELATED TO BOBO AND WOULD LIKE TO FILE HIS MISSING PERSONS REPORT, NO NEED. HE IS MERELY HIBERNATING IN A LOUISIANA CAVE WITH MANY OF HIS UNDERDEVELOPED REPTILIAN RELATIVES.

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