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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

FUZZY KITTEN DANCE MACHINE - SHIT DIES AND COWS FLY


00 RIGHT WING GHETTO DISTRICT ANNOUNCEMENT
01 HAIRY MERMAID PROSTITUTION SERVICE AT THE REGIONAL FISHING COMPETITION
02 FLYING TO A HOUSTON GLOBAL WARMING CONFERENCE WITH MY JETPACK
03 PLAYING DARTS WITH HEROIN AND ACCIDENTALLY INFLICTING INTO CHILDREN'S VEINS
04 MY BITCH WAS A HANDICAP IN BED SO I REPLACED HER BATTERIES WITH AA DURACEL
05 DISTRACTING JETSGO'S SECURITY SENSOR WITH YOUR MOTHER'S MAGNETIC SILICONE IMPLANTS
06 PRACTICE RIFLE TARGETING WITH 647 LOTTERY TICKETS AND ACCIDENTALLY NAILING THE JACKPOT NUMBERS
07 TWO THUMBS UP FOR THE SPECIAL WARAMP COMMITTEE SPONSORING HANDICAPPED PING PONG AMPUTEES
08 OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE MORE FOREIGN THAN THEY APPEAR
09 EATING AT A MEXICAN RESTAURANT AND SHITTING OUT COCAINE
10 WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A FAMOUS FLYING RAINBOW ASSCLOWN
11 THE HOLIEST OF ALL SHIT


FUZZY KITTEN DANCE MACHINE'S EXISTENCE MANIFESTED AFTER CRAWLING OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE AFTER A TEN DAY JOURNEY THROUGH YOUR LONG, FILTHY AND BLEEDING RECTUM TUBE. SUCH ONCE-HARMLESS UNIT IS NOW WREAKING FUCKING CATASTROPHE UPON EARTH, REIGNING PAIN AND SUFFERING TO PEOPLE ESPECIALLY MIDGETS. THIS FORM OF SONIC ATTACK IS EQUIVALENT TO STICKING YOUR SOLIDIFIED NIPPLES INTO AN ACTIVE BLENDER AND LEAVING IT TO RUN FOR HOURS, EXCEPT MORE PAINFUL. SCENE KIDS WILL BE INDUCED INTO A CLAUSTROPHOBIC SEIZURE IN THEIR KARATE PITS AS THIS CYBERGRIND PROJECT SETS THE NEW GROUNDS FOR THE FUTURE TRENDS OF AVANT-GARDÉ NU-JAZZ GRINDCORE.

DISCLAIMER: DUE TO THE SHEER LETHAL TURRET ATTACK OF THIS MUSIC, IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THE FOLLOWING DEMOGRAPHICS:

- PEOPLE UNDER 30
- PEOPLE OVER 35
- HIV-INFECTED DRAG QUEEN WHORES
- OBESE AND DIABETIC BITCHES WITH DETACHABLE TITS
- AMATEUR ANIME PORN FREAKS
- LEVEL 75 FIRE BREATHING GEEKS
- HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE/HEART DIFFICULTIES/PEOPLE WHO EAT AT MCDONALDS
- MAGNETIC ROBOTS
- YOUR MOTHER AND MOST LIKELY YOU

FUZZY KITTEN DANCE MACHINE HOLD NO LIABILITY FOR THE SUDDEN OR MEDITATED CAUSE OF DEATH, SEIZURE, CARDIAC ARREST, BREATHING DIFFICULTIES AND/OR ABRUPT ASPHYXIATION. BY PLAYING THE MUSIC YOU HAVE AGREED TO ALL ABOVE AND A TON OF OTHER BULLSHIT SYMPTOMS THAT MIGHT JUST OCCUR. SAVE YOURSELF FROM HIRING A POTENTIAL LAWYER BY NOT PLAYING THIS MUSIC AND CLICK HERE IF YOU ARE A REDNECK CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN WHO DISCOVERED HER FERTILITY AT THE AGE OF 47.


(ACTUALLY I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. JUST DOWNLOAD IT AND SHUT UP.)

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