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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

BOTCH - AN ANTHOLOGY OF DEAD ENDS


1. Spaim
2. Japam
3. Framce
4. Vietmam
5. Afghamistam
6. Micaragua

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BRIEF REVIEW:

EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AVANTE-GARDE NOISE ROCKERS THESE DAYS. WAS YOUR N KEY BROKEN THROUGHOUT THE PUBLISHING DEADLINE OR SOMETHING? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE HORRENDOUS MISSPELLING OF YOUR ALBUM TRACKS? LAST TIME I TRIED TYPING AN ESSAY LIKE THAT, MY MICROSOFT WORD SPELL CHECK BROKE THE FUCK DOWN!!

I LOVE HOW MUSICIANS PERCEIVE THEMSELVES AS SOME SORT OF ARTISTIC GENIUS FOR CREATING THEIR "ORIGINAL OUT OF THIS WORLD CONCEPT ALBUMS" THAT ARE ONLY IMPRESSIVE IN THEIR OWN PERSONALLY DELUSIONAL CRACK-ADDICTED WORLDS. I THINK WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO EXPRESS WITH THIS ALBUM IS THAT EITHER MOST OR ALL OF THESE COUNTRIES ARE BEING AMERICANIZED DESPITE OF THEIR PERSONAL SOVEREIGNTY, CONSIDERING MUCH OF THEM HAVE HAD SOME SORT OF AFFAIR WITH THE UNITED STATES WITHIN THE PAST HALF CENTURY. SINCE COLONIALIZATION, IMPERIALIZATION, INTERNATIONAL POLITICAL INTEGRATION, AND ECONOMIC GLOBALIZATION HAS PLAYED A HUGE PART IN MAKING THE WESTERN CULTURE POWERFUL, AMERICANS ARE SLOWLY TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND OVERRIDING OTHER COUNTRIES' NATIONALISTIC VALUES.

WELL GUESS WHAT MY RESPONSE TO ALL THIS POLITICAL JIB-JAB IS?

GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT.


NOBODY GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. GO SEW A SWEATER TO CRY ON YOU PATHETIC LIBERAL BLEEDING HEARTS. BWAHHH!

OH MAN, I MISS GEORGIE BUSHIE.
I HAVE A LARGE FILTHY BUSH TOO. WANNA SEE IT?
(I THINK YOU'VE GOT SOME PROBLEMS. SEEK FOR HELP IMMEDIATELY.)

2 comments:

Andrew Wilson said...

Since you decided to correct this band's spelling. I thought i would give you a small amount of constructive critisism by pointing out the many spelling, grammatical and syntaxual errors i found in this review.

I know you will highly appreciate this and thank me for my helpfull advice later on.
:)

EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AVANTE-GARDE NOISE ROCKERS THESE DAYS. WAS YOUR N KEY BROKEN during the period leading up to THE PUBLISHING DEADLINE OR SOMETHING? WHAT THE FUCK’s WRONG WITH THE HORRENDOUS MISSPELLING OF YOUR ALBUM TRACK titles? LAST TIME I TRIED TYPING AN ESSAY LIKE THAT, MY MICROSOFT WORD SPELL CHECK BROKE THE FUCK DOWN!!(I assume the grammar check broke “the fuck down” this time)

I LOVE HOW MUSICIANS PERCEIVE THEMSELVES, AS SOME SORT OF ARTISTIC GENIUS because they created some "ORIGINAL OUT OF THIS WORLD CONCEPT ALBUMS" THAT ARE ONLY IMPRESSIVE IN THEIR OWN (personally doesn’t make sense here, you already stated that it is their own world, possessive emphasis is not necessary for a third time) DELUSIONAL CRACK-ADDICTED WORLDS. I THINK WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO EXPRESS WITH THIS ALBUM IS THAT EITHER(either you need to put a comma after that and remove either or, put a comma after either and remove that) MOST OR ALL OF THESE COUNTRIES ARE BEING AMERICANIZED DESPITE (of is not necessary here, it can be added, but it causes the sentence to flow in an un-natural manner) THEIR PERSONAL SOVEREIGNTY, CONSIDERING (many, most, or a majority, much is not the applicable word to use in this context) OF THEM HAVE HAD SOME type (sort of is a highly informal term and should only truly be used during casual verbal communication; if it is used at all) OF AFFAIR WITH THE UNITED STATES during (during could be used here, as it is appropriate for use with the term half century, within must be used when the noun to which it’s referring is more numerically quantitative. It would be more appropriate to use within in conjunction with the past 50 years) THE PAST HALF CENTURY. Because (since is a term that must be used relative to a point of time in the past) COLONIALIZATION (colonization is the correct spelling, you also could have been attempting to spell colonialism), imperialism (Imperialization is a term for the process by which the Galactic Empire established a system of control over the individual, instructions, commercial enterprise, or planets, and tight coordination over all aspects of society and commerce. Since I don’t know what Star Wars has to do with this and imperialization isn’t a real word outside the lexicon of George Lucas I do hope you meant to say imperialism), INTERNATIONAL POLITICAL INTEGRATION, AND ECONOMIC GLOBALIZATION have (has is a possessive form of the verb have, it can only be used with already, or is referring to an action a person has done in the past and in this context the title of the person must be listed prior to the action they did or effects they had) PLAYED such A HUGE role (part, used in a situation where the word is defining a person or group of persons that have preformed a stated action in a situation is actually a slang application of the term. In proper literature the appropriate term to use would be role.) IN MAKING (in English “the” is not necessary here, maybe you forgot and thought it was French) WESTERN CULTURE POWERFUL, AMERICANS (please be more specific here, I’m confused if you’re referring to Americans or members of Western Culture; being a citizen of Canada you probably already know that not all members of Western Culture live in the United States of America.) ARE SLOWLY TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND OVERRIDING OTHER COUNTRIES' NATIONALISTIC VALUES.(I just find that whole last statement is confusing and doesn’t read logically in a linear format. In my personal, and many other scholars’ opinion, colonization, imperialism, international political integration, and economic globalization, are tools of the western super-power that have been and still are currently being used to gain power over the rest of the world. What you have stated here reads that these socio-political tools and processes are casual in their creation of western oriented power and America is an innocent bystander. To my understanding, colonialism is the method by which, cultures desiring power over a nation other then it’s own, extend their sovereignty over the desired nation and thereby “override other countries’ nationalistic values” and undermine their entire culture by implementing an ideological superstructure that serves to benefit the colonizer.

WELL GUESS WHAT MY RESPONSE TO ALL THIS POLITICAL JIBJAB(I prefer to read reviews that contain non-imaginary words.) IS?

GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT.

NOBODY GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS (Clearly neither does anyone about your literary correctness). GO SEW A SWEATER TO CRY ON YOU PATHETIC LIBERAL BLEEDING HEARTS. BWAHHH!

OH MAN, I MISS GEORGIE BUSHIE. I HAVE A LARGE FILTHY BUSH TOO. WANNA SEE IT? no thank you ; )

(I THINK YOU'VE GOT SOME PROBLEMS. SEEK FOR HELP IMMEDIATELY.)(I hope your referring to the literary difficulties you blatantly persevered through while writing this)

Anonymous said...

so so you will know. all of my corrections are in lowercase font