BRIEF REVIEW
LOOKS LIKE IT'S ANOTHER BUKKAKE CIRCLE OF PHD MATH MAJORS WITH MUSIC FOR YOU TO DO YOUR QUADRATIC FORMULAS OVER! DON'T FORGET TO PACK YOUR TEXAS GRAPHING INSTRUMENTAL CALCULATORS FOR THIS ONE BECAUSE THE LISTENING EXPERIENCE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE FAILED MATH FOR THE FIFTH TIME ALL OVER AGAIN, MUCH LIKE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL! DEJAVU, ANYONE? OH GOD, THE PAINFUL FUCKING MEMORIES! MY ANUS NOW ACHES AS I REMINISCE MY UNSPEAKABLY HORRID EXPERIENCES THAT I HAD ENDURED THROUGHOUT THAT TIME, AS THE GUIDANCE COUNSELLORS POINT AT MY FACE AND LAUGH ME OUT OF HIS OFFICE EVERY TIME I WENT THERE FOR SUPPORT.
HELP ME? BWAH! I AM GOING TO SLIT MY WRIST SOME MORE NOW. TODAY I WILL CARVE OUT A BEAR! CREATIVITY, ANYONE?
MAN, I'M FUCKING SICK OF RAMBLING ON POINTLESSLY ON A DAILY BASIS LIKE THIS. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE PURPOSE OF STIRRING UP SUCH A FUCKING SHITSTORM ON MY PAGE LIKE I USUALLY DO, DO YOU THINK I'D TYPE SO OBNOXIOUSLY MUCH?
GET SHOT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ENTERTAINING YOU ASSHOLES AS MUCH AS MYSELF. THIS SITE'S NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US... WITH THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A MORBIDLY OBESE AND GREASY METALHEAD WHO TAKES UP TWO SEATS ON THE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION ASIDE.
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