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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

IMPLOSIVE DISGORGENCE - FIVE TRACK EP

01 - CHAPTER 1
02 - CHAPTER 2
03 - CHAPTER 3
04 - CHAPTER 4
05 - CHAPTER 5

BRIEF REVIEW:

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED YOU DISFIGURED FUCKING ABORIGINAL? WHERE ELSE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DISCOVER THIS AMAZINGLY RARE FIVE TRACK DEMO EP? IN THE FUCKING HOMELESS ALLEY WHERE YOU WERE RAISED WITH CRACK ROCKS FOR NUTRITION THROUGHOUT THE FIRST EIGHTEEN YEARS OF YOUR PATHETIC DICKLESS LIFE? GO FUCKING FIGURE YOU ASSHEAD! FINALLY, I CAN BEFRIEND SOMEONE WITH SUCH SIMILAR CHARACTERISTICS! TWIN FUCKER, IS THAT YOU? WANT TO ENGAGE IN A VIGOROUS SESSION OF INCEST?

SPEAKING OF INBREEDING, I AM THE PRODUCT OF THE SIXTEENTH GENERATION OF REPRODUCTION WITHIN MEMBERS OF THE SAME FUCKING FAMILY! HOLY FUCKING AWESOME, WHO WANTS A PIECE OF MY INFECTIOUS DOWN SYNDROME? YOU? OKAY, EASY! JUST BEND OVER SEXY!

BY THE WAY, WHAT A CREATIVE BUNCH WITH THEIR DISTINGUISHABLE TITLES. WOW, THANK YOU FOR THAT, YOU STUPID FUCKING TOOLS. YOU MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I'M READING A GOOSEBUMP NOVEL. THOSE SCARED ME TO THE EXTENT I SHAT MY PANTS SO BAD THAT TO THIS DAY, YOU CAN STILL FIND NUMEROUS SHIT STAINS SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE WALL BY THE PROJECTILE LAUNCH OF MY ANUS, EVEN AFTER FOUR YEARS OF RENOVATION AND PAINT JOBS.

FUCK YOU.

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