MOST DEFINITELY THE WORST HARDCORE / METALCORE / GRINDCORE BLOGSPOT ON THE NET

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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

THE END - TRANSFER TRACHEA REVERBERATIONS FROM POINT: FALSE OMNISCIENT

1. Her (Inamorata)
2. Opalescence.I
3. Opalescence.II
4. The Asphyxiation of Lisa-Claire
5. For Mankind, Limited Renewal
6. Sonnet
7. Entirety In Infancy


Brief Review

SORRY, DID SOMEBODY CATCH THE TITLE OF THIS ALBUM LIKE I JUST DID? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE ALWAYS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF MENTALLY DEFUNCT DYSLEXIC HANDICAP? BY THE TIME I FULLY READ THROUGH THAT TITLE, THE ALBUM HAS ALREADY LOOPED THREE FUCKING TIMES. CAN'T YOU USE SIMPLE ENGLISH, WITH BASIC WORDS LIKE APPLE, ORANGE, PENIS AND BUTTHOLE? WHY IS IT THAT TECHNICAL METAL BANDS HAVE TO BE SO PRETENTIOUS THAT IT GIVES ME A FUCKING MIGRAINE? AHHH.

I WANT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC, NOT GO ON A FUCKING OXFORD EDUCATION JOURNEY. WHAT THE HELL IS IT THAT THEY'RE SINGING ABOUT ANYWAYS? I AM SURE IF I WAS SOME KIND OF RETARD LINGUISTIC MAJOR STUCK IN A POST SECONDARY JAIL CELL FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS I'D GO A LITTLE FUCKING COOKOO AS WELL. WHAT SADDENS ME IS THE FACT THAT THIS GUY'S GOT A RICH ENOUGH VOCABULARY TO BECOME THE NEXT G-UNIT AND HE JUST HAS TO WASTE ALL HIS WRITING TALENT INTO FORMING A METAL BAND THAT GETS PAID TWENTY DOLLARS A MONTH AND NOW SOUNDS LIKE TOOL ANYWAYS (WITH THEIR MOST RECENT ALBUM WHICH IS THANKFULLY, NOT THIS ONE).

ISN'T IT IRONIC THEY ARE COVERING A BAND NAMED TOOL? ANYONE SEE AS WELL AS HEAR THE RESEMBLANCE? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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