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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Friday, April 4, 2008

BREATHER RESIST - ONLY IN THE MORNING



1- Just Do It
2- The Pity Party
3- Died To Be Famous
4- The Best Mistake
5- Pretty Like Cancer
6- Cruciform Casket
7- It Stops One
8- It Stops Two


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BRIEF REVIEW

I DON'T KNOW WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THE CHARIOT USED TO BE COOL, BUT NOWADAYS IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE EVERYONE ENJOYS MAKING TYPE OF NONSENSE WITH A GUITAR TUNED SO LOOSE IT WOULD MAKE MY ANUS JEALOUS! I'M SURE IF I WANTED TO INITIATE A BAND LIKE THIS, ALL I WOULD HAVE TO DO IS GET A PICK, PLUCK A FEW STRINGS OF MY PUBES IN FRONT OF A PICK-UP AND MAKE SURE THE HAMBUNKER MAGNETICALLY ABSORBS THE VIBRATION THAT IS SOON TRANSFERRED INTO THE ONLY HOMEMADE AMP I CAN AFFORD - THAT IS MY MASSIVE DICKHOLE, WHILE HAVING THE VOCALIST VEHEMENTLY VOMIT INTO THE MICROPHONE DUE TO HAVING TO EAT THE FILTHY BARN FOOD THAT'S ONLY AVAILABLE IN HIS INBRED STATE, KENTUCKY!

DOES THIS MUSIC GO WITH ANY STRUCTURE, RHYTHM OR CHORD PROGRESSIONS AT ALL? I'VE HEARD CARWRECKS MORE MELODIC THAN THIS. AS FOR STRUCTURE... OH GOD, GET ME INTO A CARWRECK ALREADY. I CAN'T BEAR SUPPLYING YOU KIDS WITH MUSIC ANYMORE, THIS IS TOO MUCH. I THINK I'M GOING TO RETIRE, MOVE TO 90210 AND LIVE MY LIFE AS A MALE PROSTITUTE SUCKING OFF SOME CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL REPUBLICAN AS HE BATHES ME IN HIS CHAMPAIGNE WATERFALL FOUNTAINS IN BEVERLY HILLS IN EXCHANGE FOR HIV-POSITIVE ACTIVITIES WHICH I MUST PERFORM IN RETURN.

JEALOUS? I WOULD BE TOO YOU HOPELESS MOTHERFUCKER!

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