1 Cable Ready Techno Slut2 ...And Life is Very Long
3 Roadhead Road
4 The Widowmaker
5 All She Wrote 2002
6 Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk
7 Killing on Empty
8 Noah Will be Your Grave
9 Deppleganger
10 Sloth Loves Chunk
BRIEF REVIEW:
...AND LIFE IS VERY LONG? REALLY? NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK? WELL, DEFINITELY NOT FOR THIS ALBUM I GUESS, CONSIDERING IT'S NOT AVAILABLE FOR ORDERS ALMOST ANYWHERE! THIS RARE ALBUM MUST HAVE BEEN PRODUCED BACK PRIOR TO THE TIME WHEN THE MEMBERS OF THIS BAND BECAME THE TOUGH, GIGANTIC AND TERRIFYING DINOSAUR MUTANTS WHICH THEY ARE! I CAN JUST IMAGINE THESE CUTE LITTLE SECONDARY STUDENTS JUST GRADUATING OFF HIGH SCHOOL WITH THEIR CUTE LITTLE EMO COMBOVERS, SMILING FOR THE CAMERA WHILE HOLDING A CERTIFICATE THAT CONGRATULATED THEM FOR MARGINALLY PASSING GRADE TWELVE WITH A 52% AVERAGE. WHOOHOO! A LIFE OF STRAIGHT EDGE, ROCK AND ROLL, BLOODY NOSES, VIOLENCE AND TOURING IN A VAN BEGINS HERE!
LIKE THE MUSIC? THEN GO BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THAT WALL BEFORE THIS BAND DOES IT FOR YOU, YOU WEAK, SCRAWNY PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!
HOLY SHIT THE VIOLENCE. (COWERS UNDER A DESK LIKE AS TRAINED IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DURING THE COLD WAR ERA)
LIKE THE MUSIC? THEN GO BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THAT WALL BEFORE THIS BAND DOES IT FOR YOU, YOU WEAK, SCRAWNY PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!
HOLY SHIT THE VIOLENCE. (COWERS UNDER A DESK LIKE AS TRAINED IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DURING THE COLD WAR ERA)
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