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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Monday, April 21, 2008

THE ACACIA STRAIN - AND LIFE IS VERY LONG

1 Cable Ready Techno Slut
2 ...And Life is Very Long
3 Roadhead Road
4 The Widowmaker
5 All She Wrote 2002
6 Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk
7 Killing on Empty
8 Noah Will be Your Grave
9 Deppleganger
10 Sloth Loves Chunk


BRIEF REVIEW:

...AND LIFE IS VERY LONG? REALLY? NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK? WELL, DEFINITELY NOT FOR THIS ALBUM I GUESS, CONSIDERING IT'S NOT AVAILABLE FOR ORDERS ALMOST ANYWHERE! THIS RARE ALBUM MUST HAVE BEEN PRODUCED BACK PRIOR TO THE TIME WHEN THE MEMBERS OF THIS BAND BECAME THE TOUGH, GIGANTIC AND TERRIFYING DINOSAUR MUTANTS WHICH THEY ARE! I CAN JUST IMAGINE THESE CUTE LITTLE SECONDARY STUDENTS JUST GRADUATING OFF HIGH SCHOOL WITH THEIR CUTE LITTLE EMO COMBOVERS, SMILING FOR THE CAMERA WHILE HOLDING A CERTIFICATE THAT CONGRATULATED THEM FOR MARGINALLY PASSING GRADE TWELVE WITH A 52% AVERAGE. WHOOHOO! A LIFE OF STRAIGHT EDGE, ROCK AND ROLL, BLOODY NOSES, VIOLENCE AND TOURING IN A VAN BEGINS HERE!

LIKE THE MUSIC? THEN GO BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THAT WALL BEFORE THIS BAND DOES IT FOR YOU, YOU WEAK, SCRAWNY PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!

HOLY SHIT THE VIOLENCE. (COWERS UNDER A DESK LIKE AS TRAINED IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DURING THE COLD WAR ERA)

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