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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

SCARLET - SOMETHING TO LUST ABOUT



BRIEF REVIEW:

SOME DUMB HOMELESS BITCH DECIDED THAT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO SLEEP OVER AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT AND CONTAMINATE MY HOUSE WITH HER AIRBOURNE INFESTED HERPES, SO I DECIDED TO ACCOMMODATE HER AS ROMANTICALLY TONIGHT AS EVER. FIRST, I LIT THE PLEASANTLY ODOURED CANDLES WHILE PLAYING SOME MOZART TO SET THE MOOD. THEN I SERVED HER A PLATE OF DELICIOUS FRENCH DELIVERY, AS WE TALKED AND CHUCKLED OUR FINE EVENING AWAY. I THEN PROCEED TO ESCOURT HER TO MY PLEASURE CHAMBER, WHERE I KICKED HER DIRECTLY IN HER FUCKING DISFIGURED FOREHEAD UNTIL THE POINT OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS. I THEN PULLED OUT MY JACKHAMMER FROM THE GARAGE AND PILE-DROVE HER INTO EIGHT DIFFERENT BODY PIECES. I THEN PACKAGE THESE DISMEMBERED PARTS INTO DIFFERENT BAGS AND SHIPPED THEM TO THE MEAT PROCESSING PLANT BEFORE THEY'RE REINCARNATED INTO EXPIRED DUMPLINGS SOLD ALL OVER CHINA TOWN FOR TWO DORRAH PER DOZEN. WHO WISHES TO BE MY NEXT SWEET MISTRESS?

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