BRIEF REVIEW:
SOME DUMB HOMELESS BITCH DECIDED THAT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA TO SLEEP OVER AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT AND CONTAMINATE MY HOUSE WITH HER AIRBOURNE INFESTED HERPES, SO I DECIDED TO ACCOMMODATE HER AS ROMANTICALLY TONIGHT AS EVER. FIRST, I LIT THE PLEASANTLY ODOURED CANDLES WHILE PLAYING SOME MOZART TO SET THE MOOD. THEN I SERVED HER A PLATE OF DELICIOUS FRENCH DELIVERY, AS WE TALKED AND CHUCKLED OUR FINE EVENING AWAY. I THEN PROCEED TO ESCOURT HER TO MY PLEASURE CHAMBER, WHERE I KICKED HER DIRECTLY IN HER FUCKING DISFIGURED FOREHEAD UNTIL THE POINT OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS. I THEN PULLED OUT MY JACKHAMMER FROM THE GARAGE AND PILE-DROVE HER INTO EIGHT DIFFERENT BODY PIECES. I THEN PACKAGE THESE DISMEMBERED PARTS INTO DIFFERENT BAGS AND SHIPPED THEM TO THE MEAT PROCESSING PLANT BEFORE THEY'RE REINCARNATED INTO EXPIRED DUMPLINGS SOLD ALL OVER CHINA TOWN FOR TWO DORRAH PER DOZEN. WHO WISHES TO BE MY NEXT SWEET MISTRESS?
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