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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

ICEPICK - VIOLENT EPIPHANY



Brief Review:

BEFORE THIS BAND, THE LAST TIME I HAD ANY ACCESS TO AN ICE PICK WAS WHEN IT WAS USED AS A BLUNT OBJECT TO PICK NASTY FUCKING VILE SHIT THAT WAS STUCK UP MY ASS. AFTER AN HOUR OF PLEASURABLE OPERATION, I DISCOVERED IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE TWO CONDOMS JAMMED FAR UP IN THERE FROM THE MALE PROSTITUTE AFTER ADVISING HIM TO DOUBLE LAYERED PROTECTION WHILE PERFORMING VARIOUS HOMOSEXUAL PENETRATIONS UP MY DELICIOUS REAR TUBE. YUMMY! TOO BAD I CONTRACTED AIDS BY THE END OF THE NIGHT ANYWAYS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU MADE ME ALL FUCKING HORNY NOW YOU STUPID COCKLESS SON OF A BITCH. I'M GOING TO CALL UP THESE SWEATY THUG-TANKS TO COME OUT AND BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU, SO I CAN VIDEO TAPE FIVE GUYS IN INTIMATE ACTION BEFORE SELLING THE FOOTAGE OUT TO MEMBERS OF GAYTUBE FOR $9.99 PER COPY! THIS IS ONE BRILLIANT ENTREPRENEURSHIP STRATEGY, SOON TO PREVAIL!

BECAUSE I'M HOPING ONCE I STRIKE RICH, I'LL END UP WITH BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO SIT MY ASS HOME ON A NIGHTLY BASIS ATTEMPTING TO ENTERTAIN YOU ROWDY IRATE FAGGOTS!

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