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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Monday, March 10, 2008

DEAD BLUE SKY - SYMPTOMS OF UNWANTED EMOTION



Brief Review:

I LOVE YOU ALL YOU DYSLEXIC MOTHERFUCKERS WHO THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER AND ORIGINAL FOR WANKING THE SHIT YOU FUCKING POST IN MY CHAT COLUMN. OHH, I'M REALLY OFFENDED YOU FUCKING OVERLY SENSITIVE QUEERS. REALIZE THAT IT TAKES ME ONE-EIGHTH THE EFFORT TO HAMMER OUT HALF THE WIT THAT YOU IDIOTS TAKE DAYS TO BRAINSTORM. THAT'S WHY I DON'T EVEN CONSUME THE ENERGY UPDATING THE REVIEWS ANYMORE, BECAUSE I EXCERT MORE STRENGTH EJACULATING FROM MY CROOKED PENIS THAN I DO COMING UP WITH SOMETHING CLEVER TO OFFEND YOU TESTOCERONE-DERPIVED MOTHERFUCKERS. ALL YOU SILLY GEESE ACT AS IF YOU HATE MY SITE BUT YET RETURN ON A DAILY BASIS TO CHECK WHAT I HAVE UPDATED. WHY?

DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE WHATEVER THE REASON MAY BE, IT'S JUST ANOTHER REASON AS TO WHY WE SHOULD BE PENIS-FRIENDLY LOVERS! WANT SOMETHING TO DO? GET YOURSELF CASTRATED AND THEN JUGGLE AROUND WITH YOUR TESTICLES YOU DICKHEAD. IT'S JUST LIKE JOINING THE CIRCUS, EXCEPT THIS YEAR YOU'LL ACTUALLY HAVE A TALENT TO EXHIBIT FROM THE INSIDE OF YOUR FAGGOT CAGE. IT'D BE LIKE, A METALHEAD EXHIBITION EXTRAVAGANZA! SIT JACK OWEN, SIT!

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