1. Gimme A DBrief Review:
RECENTLY I'VE BEEN DOSING SO MUCH DRUGS INTO MY SCRAWNY LITTLE FUCKING PHYSICALLY INCOMPETENT SYSTEM THAT I FEEL LIKE I AM THE KING OF YOUR CUSY ASS JUNGLE! IT'S QUITE A TRECHEROUS PLACE HERE AS I SIFT MY WAY THROUGH YOUR ENORMOUSLY UNHYGENIC VAGINAL BUSH, TRYING TO FIND THE LOST CULTURAL ARTIFACTS! SO WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT I AM TRYING TO FIND, YOU ASK, BESIDES YEAST AND GONORRHEA? GOOD QUESTION! I AM TRYING TO FIND MY TRUE INNER METALHEAD! EXCEPT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT METALHEADS RARELY RECEIVE ANY VAGINAS, MUCH LIKE MYSELF! SO PERHAPS THIS IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS MY ACCEPTANCE OF THEM? HA! YOU ARE QUITE THE HILARIOUS ONE! I THINK I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO AS MUCH GORE BANDS AS I CAN, LIKE PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT AND XXX MANIAK IN ORDER TO JERK OFF TO THEIR VIVID IMAGES OF FEMALE MUTILATION, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT'S THE CLOSET THING I'LL EVER COME TO! (YES TRUST ME, THEY ARE REAL BAND NAMES FROM THIS PATHETIC DEATH METAL SCENE)
GO MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF THE ROADKILL YOU'LL BECOME BY PLAYING REAL LIFE FROGGER ON THE STREETS YOU LIVING FUCKING DISGRACE! DON'T MAKE ME SIC THE ANTI-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE LEAGUE ON YOU, YOU SHIT GURGLING THROAT INFECTED PIECE OF CRUSTY COW DOODOO!
GO MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF THE ROADKILL YOU'LL BECOME BY PLAYING REAL LIFE FROGGER ON THE STREETS YOU LIVING FUCKING DISGRACE! DON'T MAKE ME SIC THE ANTI-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE LEAGUE ON YOU, YOU SHIT GURGLING THROAT INFECTED PIECE OF CRUSTY COW DOODOO!
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