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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Monday, February 4, 2008

PARKWAY DRIVE - KILLING WITH A SMILE

Brief Review:

RECENTLY I'VE BEEN DOSING SO MUCH DRUGS INTO MY SCRAWNY LITTLE FUCKING PHYSICALLY INCOMPETENT SYSTEM THAT I FEEL LIKE I AM THE KING OF YOUR CUSY ASS JUNGLE! IT'S QUITE A TRECHEROUS PLACE HERE AS I SIFT MY WAY THROUGH YOUR ENORMOUSLY UNHYGENIC VAGINAL BUSH, TRYING TO FIND THE LOST CULTURAL ARTIFACTS! SO WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT I AM TRYING TO FIND, YOU ASK, BESIDES YEAST AND GONORRHEA? GOOD QUESTION! I AM TRYING TO FIND MY TRUE INNER METALHEAD! EXCEPT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT METALHEADS RARELY RECEIVE ANY VAGINAS, MUCH LIKE MYSELF! SO PERHAPS THIS IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS MY ACCEPTANCE OF THEM? HA! YOU ARE QUITE THE HILARIOUS ONE! I THINK I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO AS MUCH GORE BANDS AS I CAN, LIKE PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT AND XXX MANIAK IN ORDER TO JERK OFF TO THEIR VIVID IMAGES OF FEMALE MUTILATION, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT'S THE CLOSET THING I'LL EVER COME TO! (YES TRUST ME, THEY ARE REAL BAND NAMES FROM THIS PATHETIC DEATH METAL SCENE)

GO MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF THE ROADKILL YOU'LL BECOME BY PLAYING REAL LIFE FROGGER ON THE STREETS YOU LIVING FUCKING DISGRACE! DON'T MAKE ME SIC THE ANTI-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE LEAGUE ON YOU, YOU SHIT GURGLING THROAT INFECTED PIECE OF CRUSTY COW DOODOO!

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