Brief Review
PEOPLE ASK ME, "WEBMASTER, WHY IS IT THAT A GOOD GUY LIKE YOU WITH DECENT TASTE IN MUSIC WOULD TEND TO UPLOAD A FAGGOT NU-METAL ALBUM EVERY NOW AND THEN JUST TO PISS OFF HIS DOWNLOADERS?" WELL, LET ME RESPOND TO THAT RIDICULOUS INQUIRY OF YOURS! YOU SEE, IT'S SIMPLY BECAUSE I'M A DRUNKEN FUCK WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO ON MY MARCH BREAK BUT TO PISS OFF THE LIKES OF YOU DOWN-SYNDROMED ALBINO NIGGERS! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH NU-METAL? GO WEAR A MASK AND SLIT YOUR WRIST ABOUT IT YOU SELF-DENIAL DICKHEAD! PLUS, I'M SURE EVERYONE STARTED OFF WITH NU-METAL BEFORE THEY THOUGHT THEY'RE TOUGH SHIT WEARING THAT BANE SHIRT... DON'T YOU? GO THROW RANDOM WINDMILLS IN THE AIR ABOUT IT YOU COCK-INDULGING DRAGQUEEN!
PLUS COME ON, LET'S BE HONEST HERE... AREN'T YOUR LEGS SORE FROM ROTATING THOSE SPINKICKS NONSTOP? YOUR NASTY ATHELETES' FOOT IS ABOUT TO FALL OFF AND YOU'RE STILL THROWING DOWN? FUCK OFF! LISTEN TO THIS NU-METAL ALBUM IN PEACE AND GO MAKE LOVE TO THOSE METALHEADS AROUND YOU, YOU DEGRADED FAGGOT. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THEIR HAIR, I HEAR THOSE THINGS ARE PHANTOM AND THEY'LL STRANGLE THE YOUR DICK CIRCULATION WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.
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