BRIEF REVIEW:
BEFORE I GO ON AND TALK AN IMMENSE LOAD OF SHIT AS I ALWAYS DO, I'D LIKE TO DECLARE THAT BURNT BY THE SUN IS INDISPUTABLY BY FAR THE BEST BAND EVER. A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE MAY ASK, "WEBMASTER WHY IS THERE JAPANESE WRITINGS ON THE ALBUM? ARE THEY UGLY CHINKS OR SOMETHING?" THE ANSWER IS YES! OF COURSE BURNT BY THE SUN IS COMPRISED OF A BUNCH OF SLANT-EYED GOOKIE MCGOOKS! PERHAPS IF YOU TRIED HARD ENOUGH, YOU'D BE ABLE TO DETECT THEIR SEVERE ENGRISH IMPAIRMENT IN THE ACCENTS THEY SCREAM WITH. THIS IS COMMUNISTCORE BATTLING AGAINST YOUR AMERICAN METALCORE CULTURE! TAKE THAT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, BECAUSE THEY ARE INTENSIVELY PACKING THEIR STARCRAFT ARMY AND THEIR ZELDA WARLORDS IN ORDER TO CREAM THE SHIT OUT OF YOU NASTY DUNGEON AND DRAGON LOVING METALHEADS! SORRY, BUT NOT EVEN SYMPHONY X AND FINTROLL WILL SAVE YOU NOW!
BEFORE I GO ON AND TALK AN IMMENSE LOAD OF SHIT AS I ALWAYS DO, I'D LIKE TO DECLARE THAT BURNT BY THE SUN IS INDISPUTABLY BY FAR THE BEST BAND EVER. A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE MAY ASK, "WEBMASTER WHY IS THERE JAPANESE WRITINGS ON THE ALBUM? ARE THEY UGLY CHINKS OR SOMETHING?" THE ANSWER IS YES! OF COURSE BURNT BY THE SUN IS COMPRISED OF A BUNCH OF SLANT-EYED GOOKIE MCGOOKS! PERHAPS IF YOU TRIED HARD ENOUGH, YOU'D BE ABLE TO DETECT THEIR SEVERE ENGRISH IMPAIRMENT IN THE ACCENTS THEY SCREAM WITH. THIS IS COMMUNISTCORE BATTLING AGAINST YOUR AMERICAN METALCORE CULTURE! TAKE THAT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, BECAUSE THEY ARE INTENSIVELY PACKING THEIR STARCRAFT ARMY AND THEIR ZELDA WARLORDS IN ORDER TO CREAM THE SHIT OUT OF YOU NASTY DUNGEON AND DRAGON LOVING METALHEADS! SORRY, BUT NOT EVEN SYMPHONY X AND FINTROLL WILL SAVE YOU NOW!
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