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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Monday, January 21, 2008

SUTTER KAIN - AUGUST UNDERGROUND


BRIEF REVIEW:

WOW, WHAT GENIUS IN THIS STUPID WORLD WOULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED THIS SORT OF RACIAL INTEGRATION EVER SURFACING IN OUR MUSIC SCENE? JUST WHEN YOU THINK ALL THIS GENERIC WATERED-DOWN METALCORE IS BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS, NOW PICTURE A BIG FAT NEGRO REMIXING A SINGLE RIFF FROM VARIOUS SONGS, SET IT ON REPEAT, AND RAP OVER IT! WHOOHOO, REAL CREATIVE YOU IMPOVERISHED GHETTO THUGS! I ADVISE AS BLOOD RUNS BLACK AND FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES TO PREPARE A LAWYSUIT WITH THE EXPENSIVE LAWYERS HEAVY MUSICIANS CAN EASILY AFFORD NOWADAYS. NOW OF COURSE, SUCH BRAND NEW INNOVATION DOESN'T COME WITHOUT AN IMAGE. THIS GUY PROCLAIMS HIMSELF TO BE THE KING OF THE GHETTO METAL... I'M SURE YOUR HOMIES IN THE MENTAL INSTITUTION ARE REAL PROUD OF YOU AS THEY DROOL ALL OVER YOUR ALBUM COVER BEFORE THE NURSES USE THEIR APRONS TO CLEAN OFF THEIR SALIVA. WITH LYRICAL AND GRAPHICAL CONTENT REPRESENTING SNUFF VISUALS OF PEOPLE CHOPPED UP IN HALF AND DYING, ONE CAN TRULY ASK, WHAT A HEALTHY STATE OF MIND TO BE IN! I CAN'T WAIT TILL THIS GUY RELEASES ANOTHER TRACK IN THE BASEMENT OF HIS RESIDENTIAL PROJECT BY THE END OF THE MONTH WHEN WELFARE CHECK IS CARRIED IN BY A PALE WHITE MAILMAN WHO FEARS FOR HIS LIFE SHITLESS.

HOWEVER - AS I'VE SAID BEFORE - ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN METALHEADS. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM YOU CLOSET RACISTS? SHADOWS FALL? HAHA GIVE ME A BREAK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, HOW ABOUT I "THRASH" A TUBE OF CHLAMYDIA UP YOUR PENIS TUBES?

DETH2FALSEM3TUL!!11!1OEN1!11 STFU

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