Brief Review:
BREATHING IS IRRELEVANT? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WILL SOON BECOME IRRELEVANT YOU COMPLICATED FRENCHIES!
(DRUM ROLL FOR THE PUNCHLINE)
I WOULD TECHNICALLY PROCEED TO REVIEW THIS CLASSIC DEATHCORE ALBUM BUT I HAVE A LITTLE DILEMMA MAYBE YOU WEB READERS CAN HELP ME OUT WITH. YOU SEE, I'M CURRENTLY IN A REAL-TIME CONVERSATION WITH AN EXTREMELY HOT BLONDE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?
WHAT DO I DO?!
I'M EXTREMELY SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND NERVE WRECKING IN THESE SORT OF FEMALE INTERACTIONS. I'M STUTTERING AND SWEATING DOWN MY FUCKING THREE INCH PENIS AND I'M TRYING TO GIVE OUT A GOOD IMPRESSION SO SHE DOESN'T THINK I'M MIGHT BE THE DUMB FUCKING SQUARE WHICH I ACTUALLY AM.
HELP?
I KNEW REAL LIFE INTERACTIONS WEREN'T FIT FOR THE LIKES OF ME!
AHHHHH.
OH NEVERMIND SHE LOGGED OFF STICKAM. DAMNIT, I WAS PLANNING ON FUCKING HER TONIGHT AS WELL BY STICKING MY PENIS TUBE RIGHT INTO THE CIRCULAR LENS OF THE CAMERA. FUCK YOU SEXUAL DEPRIVATION!
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