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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

ION DISSONANCE - BREATHING IS IRRELEVANT




Brief Review:

BREATHING IS IRRELEVANT? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WILL SOON BECOME IRRELEVANT YOU COMPLICATED FRENCHIES!

(DRUM ROLL FOR THE PUNCHLINE)

I WOULD TECHNICALLY PROCEED TO REVIEW THIS CLASSIC DEATHCORE ALBUM BUT I HAVE A LITTLE DILEMMA MAYBE YOU WEB READERS CAN HELP ME OUT WITH. YOU SEE, I'M CURRENTLY IN A REAL-TIME CONVERSATION WITH AN EXTREMELY HOT BLONDE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?


WHAT DO I DO?!


I'M EXTREMELY SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND NERVE WRECKING IN THESE SORT OF FEMALE INTERACTIONS. I'M STUTTERING AND SWEATING DOWN MY FUCKING THREE INCH PENIS AND I'M TRYING TO GIVE OUT A GOOD IMPRESSION SO SHE DOESN'T THINK I'M MIGHT BE THE DUMB FUCKING SQUARE WHICH I ACTUALLY AM.

HELP?

I KNEW REAL LIFE INTERACTIONS WEREN'T FIT FOR THE LIKES OF ME!


AHHHHH.


OH NEVERMIND SHE LOGGED OFF STICKAM. DAMNIT, I WAS PLANNING ON FUCKING HER TONIGHT AS WELL BY STICKING MY PENIS TUBE RIGHT INTO THE CIRCULAR LENS OF THE CAMERA. FUCK YOU SEXUAL DEPRIVATION!

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