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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

ROSE FUNERAL - CRUCIFY KILL ROT





PASSWORD: Suicide

Brief Review:

KILL, HACK, IMPALE, OBLITERATE, DEATH, DOOM, FOREVER! DEATH TO FALSE METAL AND LONG LIVE TR00 EP1C KLVT BL4CK M3TUL \m/ \m/. DISAGREE WITH ME AND WATCH OUT, YOUR BABY'S LIFE SHALL BE IN DANGER!

IN OTHER WORDS, THIS IS THE SAME GORY BULLSHIT CONTENT IN A DIFFERENT FANCY ALBUM COVER (JUST WITHOUT THE FANCINESS). POOR BABY JESUS MUST BE CRYING HIS BLEEDING EYES OUT AT ALL THIS NEW AGE PESSIMISTIC CRAP THAT IS COMPOSED BY DIRTY ALIENATED TEENAGERS WHO PROBABLY LOVE THEIR LIVES SO MUCH THEY RENOVATED THEIR BASEMENTS AS THRONES TO WORSHIP SATAN. EXCEPT IT'S MORE UNDERSTANDABLE WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER, SO COME ON. EARLY TWENTIES WITH NO JOB? McCORPORATIONS ARE WAITING FOR YOUR JANITORIAL SERVICES. TIME TO REDUCE SERENADING TO THE DEVIL AND COMMIT YOURSELVES TO MORE PRACTICAL THINGS TO ADVANCE YOUR LIFE.

THOSE WHO ARE JUST AS TIRED OF THE SAME OVERPLAYED DEMONIC THEME CAN STILL ENJOY THE OCCASSIONAL TECHNICAL RIFFINGS FOLLOWED BY MOSHABLE BREAKDOWNS, HOWEVER HORRIDLY MIXED THEY ARE WITH THE CRASH THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY EGGBEATER HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR MOTHER'S FRYPAN.

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