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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

CHILDREN OF GAIA - I PRAY TO WATCH YOU BLEED


BRIEF REVIEW:

HERE'S ANOTHER MILITANT STRAIGHT EDGE BAND PROMOTING THEIR AGENDA, BUT HOWEVER WITH A TWIST -- THEY DO IT IN AN INDECIPHERABLE ACCENT. SAY HELLO TO BRAZIL, WHERE SEX, DRUGS AND ALCOHOL IS PROBABLY AT ITS CHEAPEST AND THUS ABUSE MUST RUN RAMPANT. LUCKY THEM, IF I WAS RAISED IN SUCH A SHIT BARN COUNTRY I'D DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH ON A DAILY BASIS AS OPPOSED TO WHAT THIS BAND DOES, QUITE ON THE CONTRARY. BUT NOPE, THESE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS HAVE TO ABSTAIN FROM ALL DRUG AND ALCOHOL USE IN A COUNTRY A GRAM OF COCAINE IS PROBABLY $5.99 IN AMERICAN CURRENCY. MAYBE IF YOU GUYS EXPERIMENTED WITH SOME DRUGS YOU WOULDN'T BE SUCH UPTIGHT, ENGLISH-INCOMPETENT LOSER FAGGOTS WHICH YOU ALL ARE. DON'T Y'ALL WANNA BE A LITTLE BIT MORE "MODERN" NOWADAYS? I HEARD COCAINE AND METH IS THE NEW HIP SHIT ON THE INTERNATIONAL TREND LIST. STOP PREACHING LORD AND ABSTINENCE YOU FUCKING LOSERS, AND START BEING COOL. I HEAR KIDS IN CHINA ARE EVEN NOW PROMISCUOUS IN THIS DAY AND AGE. AND STILL, HERE YOU ARE ... A BUNCH OF LATIN AMERICANS WHO PROBABLY WATCH YOUR SOCCER GAMES SOBER. WOW WHAT A BUNCH OF PATHETIC SPICKY-NERDS HAHAHAHA.

 YOU CAN HEAR THEIR THICK ACCENT RIGHT THROUGH THE RASPY SCREAMING. BUT AT LEAST THEY ATTEMPT THEIR ENGLISH VERY ADMIRINGLY, AS OPPOSED TO 90% OF THE FOREIGNERS WHO FOOTPRINTS MY FUCKING FAGGOT SITE. THIS ALBUM IS FINE NEVERTHELESS, IT'S ENERGETIC AND IT MAKES YOU WANT TO STAGE DIVE OFF FROM YOUR 13TH FLOOR INTO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, LIKE THE LAND OF BRAZIL. SERIOUSLY WHY DOES YOUR COUNTRY LOOK LIKE AN EMPTY SHOPPING BAG? OH YEAH, IT'S BECAUSE YOU FUCKING STRAIGHT EDGE SQUARE-FAGGOTS PURCHASED NOTHING FROM YOUR LOCAL CONVENIENCE STORE,  CONSIDERING NONE OF YOU CONSUME THE $0.99 BEERS THAT ARE READILY AVAILABLE RIGHT OFF THE SHELF WITHOUT THE NEED OF IDENTIFICATION CARDS. HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK YOU SPOILED AND UNGRATEFUL COCKMONKEYS PISS ME OFF.

I TRAVELED BRAZIL ONCE AND TOURED A NATIONAL LANDMARK THAT HELD NATIONAL, CULTURAL, SOCIAL AND POLITICAL SIGNIFICANCE. IT WAS CALLED THE CARANDIRU MUSEUM. NEEDLESS TO SAY I DIDN'T LIVE VERY AFTER HAVING A FORK MANUALLY PENETRATED RIGHT THROUGH MY EYEBALLS AND OUT THE BACK OF MY LEFT TEMPLE DURING "MEAL BREAK". I THOUGHT LATIN AMERICA WAS A SAFE AND FRIENDLY TOURIST ATTRACTION?! WHY ARE THEY SO MEAN TO ME?! I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE HERE. I HAVE AN IDEA ... WHY DON'T WE ERODE OUR DOMESTIC BORDERS IN THE SOUTH BY TEARING IT DOWN EVEN MORE, ENABLING MORE SPICS AND WETBACKS TO TRAVEL UP INTO THE STATES, AND THUS MAKING CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA A MUCH SAFER PLACE FOR TOURISM?! HOLY SHIT, SOMEBODY SEND MY PROPOSAL TO THAT APE-RAPPER BARACK OBAMA. HE WILL LEGISLATE IT, I SWEAR!

ME SO GENIUS

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