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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Friday, October 19, 2007

CAMILLA RHODES - LIKE THE WORD OF LOVE ON THE LIPS OF A HARLOT


Brief Review:

WHOA. THIS ALBUM'S JUST ABOUT AS CREATIVELY CONSTRUCTED AS ITS NAMES. WHAT WAS THAT? YOU NEVER HEARD OF THEM? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

EVEN A CYNICALLY NARROW-MINDED ASSHOLE CAN APPRECIATE THE GOODS THIS ALBUM OFFERS. I WAS IN FACT NEVER AWARE THAT FRENCH PEOPLE WERE CAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING MILDLY IMPRESSIVE, MUCH LESS COMPOSE A GROUNDBREAKING ALBUM SUCH AS THIS. OMFG CONTROVERSY!!1 SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THAT'S ONE MORE ACCOMPLISHMENT TO ADD TO THEIR FOLLOWING LIST OF ABILITIES:

1. CROAKING LIKE FROGS.
2. THREATENING FOR COMMUNISM AND SEGREGATION.
3. WEARING BERETS.
4. RANDOMLY POPPING UP IN OUR PUBLIC EDUCATION SYSTEM WITH ANOTHER NEW COMPULSORY LANGUAGE COURSE!
5. BEING ROMANTIC.

WOW, I JUST REALIZED HOW OFFENSIVE OF A PERSON I AM. PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO ME. AS MATTER OF FACT, I'M A MELLOW GUY WHO BELIEVES IN EQUALITY, FREE PRESS AND LIBERATION OF THE OPPRESSED. NOW STFU AND BEND OVER, HERE COMES THE GRAVY TRAIN! CHOO CHOO.

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