NOW THANKS TO THIS COMPREHENSIVE INSTRUCTION MANUAL, THESE INCIDENTS HAPPEN A LOT LESS! (EITHER THAT OR I AM THE ONLY SHOW ATTENDEE LEFT IN MY LOCAL DYING SCENE! NEVERTHELESS, IT'S LESS BOTHERSOME NOWADAYS!)
Tuesday, October 23, 2001
ADVANCED HARDCORE DANCING GUIDE FOR HANDICAPPED FAGGOTS
I MUST HONESTLY CONCEDE THAT BEFORE READING THIS GUIDE AND PERFECTING THE SHIT OUT OF THESE GUIDED MOVEMENTS IN MY ROOMY APARTMENT KITCHEN, I LOOKED LIKE AN ANGELICAL FAIRY IN MY LOCAL HARDCORE PITS. IT WAS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TO REIGN THE TERROR! AND ON TOP OF THAT, WHENEVER I JUMPED IN DURING A BREAKDOWN, THE BAND ABRUPTLY STOPS THEIR SONG AND THE VOCALIST OPENLY POINTS ME OUT RIGHT ON STAGE, LEADING EVERY OTHER SCENE KID TO STARE AND RIDICULE THE SHIT OUT OF ME! NOW FINALLY ADDING INSULT WITH INJURY, THE SECURITY GUARDS THEN BOUNCE ME THE FUCK OUT FOR "PUBLIC HUMILIATION OF THEIR VENUE"! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, SOMEBODY HELP ME!
NOW THANKS TO THIS COMPREHENSIVE INSTRUCTION MANUAL, THESE INCIDENTS HAPPEN A LOT LESS! (EITHER THAT OR I AM THE ONLY SHOW ATTENDEE LEFT IN MY LOCAL DYING SCENE! NEVERTHELESS, IT'S LESS BOTHERSOME NOWADAYS!)
NOW THANKS TO THIS COMPREHENSIVE INSTRUCTION MANUAL, THESE INCIDENTS HAPPEN A LOT LESS! (EITHER THAT OR I AM THE ONLY SHOW ATTENDEE LEFT IN MY LOCAL DYING SCENE! NEVERTHELESS, IT'S LESS BOTHERSOME NOWADAYS!)
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