XIBALBA - SELF-TITLED

01 Bright Sun 

02 Madre Mia 

03 Never Kneel 

04 Fallen 

05 Time's Up 

06 We Deserve To Die 

07 Red 

08 Obituary 

09 Cold 

10 Cursed 

11 Spanish Harlem 

12 Salvation

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BRIEF REVIEW:

OBVIOUSLY THIS IS ANOTHER RECORD FULL OF FAT DUDES. IT MAKES YOU WONDER WHY THERE ARE SO MANY FAT MEN IN THE HARDCORE SCENE. I'LL GIVE YOU MY EXPERTISE ON THIS SUBJECT AFTER YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

YOU SEE, IT'S THE ONLY SCENE WHERE THEY CAN BELONG AND BE RESPECTED, OBVIOUSLY. WHEN YOU SEE A FAT GUY DATING BACK TO AS FAR AS PRE-SCHOOL, YOU POINT HIM OUT AND LAUGH AT HIM. WHEN FAT MEN TRY WITH LADIES, THEY GET NO SUCCESS. WHEN YOU SEE FAT DUDES AT INDIE SHOWS OR RAVES, THEY'RE JUST ANOTHER UNAPPEALING FAT PERSON.

BUT WHEN A FAT DUDE COMES TO A HARDCORE SHOW, EVERYBODY BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE SHIT'S GONNA GO DOWN. SO GIVE HIM SPACE, DON'T LOOK AT HIM THE WRONG WAY, AND ALWAYS KEEP DISTANCE AND YOUR FACE COVERED WHEN HE MOSHES. KINDLY ACKNOWLEDGE HIM IN BETWEEN SETS TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NO BAD BLOOD, AND NEVER GIVE HIM LIPS. IT'S WHERE THEY GAIN THEIR SOCIAL STANDING AND BELONG. IT'S LIKE THIS SCENE'S PRETTY MUCH MADE FOR FAT DUDES.

SO DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT THEM THE WRONG WAY OR THEY'LL PANCAKE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. EVEN WHEN THEIR MOVES ARE SLOPPY AS FUCK AND THEY CAN BARELY KEEP THEIR BALANCE WHEN THEY SWING. JUST DUCK AND DODGE THE HITS, MANG.

ESPECIALLY MEXICAN FAT DUDES FROM SOUTHERN BORDER OF CALIFORNIA.