BRIEF REVIEW:
"OBJECTS ARE STUPID, YOU ARE ONE." DID YOU HEAR THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN? YOU HAVE JUST BEEN INSULTED BY A PACK OF CUTE MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN TEENAGE FRENCHIES WHO THINKS THEY'RE CLEVER WITH THEIR ART GRIND! LAST TIME I ATTEMPTED TO TAKE A SHIT AFTER LISTENING TO THIS ALBUM, I CONSTIPATED FOR HOURS WITH NO RESULT. I THEN BEGAN PROBING MY RECTAL TUBE WITH MY HAND WITH THE INTENTION OF MANUALLY PULLING THE SHIT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE, BUT ALL I ENDED UP WITH WAS A HUGE PILE OF SMEARED SHIT MOUNTAIN. THEN, WITH ALL ARTISTIC INSPIRATIONS HITTING ME AT ONCE, I MOULDED A SCULPTURE OUT OF THE PUTRID PILE OF SHIT THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOUR UNCLE WHEN HE MOLESTED ME AT THE AGE OF SEVEN YOU REPULSIVE FAGGOT.
NOW WORKING CLOSELY WITH THE DIRECTOR OF 2GIRLS1CUP, I AM GOING TO TAKE ALL MY SHITS IN MY BATHTUB FOR A MONTH AND GET THOSE TWO VILE LESBIANS TO BATHE EACH OTHER WITHIN. IT'S THE GRAVY TUB OF PARADISE!
MY POO-POO SMELLS LIKE YOUR MEXICAN STEP-MOTHER'S MADE-IN-THAILAND PERFUME SHOPLIFTED FROM YOUR LOCAL PAKISTANI DOLLAR STORE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. WELCOME TO THE PERKS OF 21ST CENTURY IMMIGRATION.
