2. Dry The River
3. Plenty Strong and Plenty Wrong
4. Darkest Of Kin
5. Raised By The Tide
6. Wylie
7. Death Is An Alcoholic
8. Everyone Needs A Hasting
9. Don't Ever Cross A Trowel
10. Tale Of The Runaways
11. The Day Hell Broke Loose At Sicard Hollow
3. Plenty Strong and Plenty Wrong
4. Darkest Of Kin
5. Raised By The Tide
6. Wylie
7. Death Is An Alcoholic
8. Everyone Needs A Hasting
9. Don't Ever Cross A Trowel
10. Tale Of The Runaways
11. The Day Hell Broke Loose At Sicard Hollow
BRIEF REVIEW:
AWW POOR DALLAS GOT KICKED OUT OF UNDEROATH AND NOW HE'S BITCHING AND COMPLAINING IN A NEWER AND EVEN STUPIDER EMO PROJECT! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GETTING YOUR PATHETIC ASS THROWN OUT OF WHAT WAS THE SHITTIEST BAND IN THE WORLD ANYWAYS YOU REPRODUCTIVELY-INCOMPETENT HOMOSEXUAL? YOU MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING DRASTIC LIKE SPREADING A BUCKET OF SWINE FLU TO THE REST OF YOUR FAGGOT BAND MEMBERS BY LOADING THE AERISOL CONTAGION INTO LITTLE APPLE JUICE CARTONS. GOOD JOB YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, IF THAT WASN'T AN INDICATION THAT YOU SHOULD BE QUARANTINED FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE, YOU WENT ON AND STARTED A NEW BAND!
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OVER THE PAST EIGHT YEARS I'VE SINGLE HANDEDLY WITNESSED HOW BIG THESE BANDS HAVE GOTTEN. FROM PLAYING IN BUMFUCK LITTLE LOCAL BARS IN EACH AND EVERY SINGLE COUNTY BY TRAVELLING IN A VAN, TO HUGE MTV AND ROCK-AND-ROLL SPONSORED SENSATIONAL CORPORATE BUSES. GOOD JOB SELLING JESUS CHRIST YOU CHRISTIAN RHETORIC-PREACHING POPES. I THOUGHT CHRISTIANITY WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD THE MINUTE THAT NASTY ASS BALDING POPE FAGGOT KICKED THE BUCKET, BUT NOPE! THEY FUCKING DELEGATED A NEW ONE EQUALLY AS OLD, IF NOT EVEN OLDER! I'VE RECENTLY MANAGED TO CATCH A VERY BRIEF BUT FORTUNATE INTERVIEW WITH HIM, AND IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OVER THE PAST EIGHT YEARS I'VE SINGLE HANDEDLY WITNESSED HOW BIG THESE BANDS HAVE GOTTEN. FROM PLAYING IN BUMFUCK LITTLE LOCAL BARS IN EACH AND EVERY SINGLE COUNTY BY TRAVELLING IN A VAN, TO HUGE MTV AND ROCK-AND-ROLL SPONSORED SENSATIONAL CORPORATE BUSES. GOOD JOB SELLING JESUS CHRIST YOU CHRISTIAN RHETORIC-PREACHING POPES. I THOUGHT CHRISTIANITY WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD THE MINUTE THAT NASTY ASS BALDING POPE FAGGOT KICKED THE BUCKET, BUT NOPE! THEY FUCKING DELEGATED A NEW ONE EQUALLY AS OLD, IF NOT EVEN OLDER! I'VE RECENTLY MANAGED TO CATCH A VERY BRIEF BUT FORTUNATE INTERVIEW WITH HIM, AND IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
WEBMASTER: HEY NEW POPE IN THE CATHOLIC OFFICE, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN HITLER'S YOUTH, A GROUP RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF MANY GREEDY BIG-NOSED SEMEN-SNIFFING FAGGOT JEWS?!
POPE: ...
*POOOOOOOOOOHHHH* (EMITS A LOUD AND DEADLY FART)
*SHITS HIS DIAPERS SUBSEQUENTLY*
*SKIN TURNS PALER THAN BEFORE IF POSSIBLE*
*DROOLING ALL OVER HIS HIDEOUS FACE*
*DROPS INTO A PERPETUAL COMA*
(CLARIFICATION: HE SHITS HIS PANTS AND DIES)
THEN THE SECURITY RUSHES ME THE FUCK OUT OF HIS BEDROOM. I DON'T GET WHAT THEIR PROBLEM IS, ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SWEET TALK HIM BEFORE SODOMIZE HIM IN HIS SAGGY FUCKING ASSHOLE. TALK ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS THESE DAYS, I NEVER HAVE FREE WILL FOR ANYTHING I WANT TO DO. GODDAMN.
SO THEN I RAPED THE OLD POPEY'S SEXY DECEASED SELF AFTER DIGGING UP HIS CADAVER IN SOME STATE-SECURED CEMETARY, HOPING FOR NOTHING BUT ETERNAL SALVATION. ALL I GOT WAS COCKROACHES CRAWLING OUT OF MY FUCKING DICK. IS THIS WHAT I GET FOR BEING A CATHOLIC CONVERT?
SO THEN I RAPED THE OLD POPEY'S SEXY DECEASED SELF AFTER DIGGING UP HIS CADAVER IN SOME STATE-SECURED CEMETARY, HOPING FOR NOTHING BUT ETERNAL SALVATION. ALL I GOT WAS COCKROACHES CRAWLING OUT OF MY FUCKING DICK. IS THIS WHAT I GET FOR BEING A CATHOLIC CONVERT?
