1 L.O.V.E.
2 Flush
3 Loyalty
4 Re-Bel
5 Home
6 Save Me from Myself
7 Die Religion Die
8 Adonai
9 Money
10 Shake
11 Washed by Blood
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2 Flush
3 Loyalty
4 Re-Bel
5 Home
6 Save Me from Myself
7 Die Religion Die
8 Adonai
9 Money
10 Shake
11 Washed by Blood
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BRIEF REVIEW:
OKAY HONESTLY SPEAKING, I DON'T TYPICALLY POST UNBEARABLY BULLSHIT NU-METAL JUMPSUIT-WEARING CRAP ON A DAILY BASIS, BUT I WAS ITCHING TO GIVE THIS ALBUM AN EXCLUSIVE FEATURE UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT CONSIDERING THERE'S SOMETHING EXTREMELY HILARIOUS ABOUT THIS ASSKEY. I WON'T EXERT THE EFFORT TO ATTEMPT ANYTHING FUNNY BUT I'LL ALLOW THIS ABSOLUTE RIDICULOUS SITUATION TO SPEAK FOR ITSELF.
BRIAN "HEAD" WELCH, IS THE FORMER GUITARIST FROM THE MILLIONAIRE GIMMICK ACT KORN, CONTROVERSIALLY KNOWN FOR THEIR DARK MARILYN-MANSONESQUE THEMES AND LYRICS OF BEING VICIOUSLY SABOTAGED UP THE RECTUM AGAINST CONSENT AS CHILDREN. HIGH OFF THEIR SUCCESS AS WELL AS METHAMPHETAMINE, THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY BORED OF THEIR SAME REPETITIVELY TIRESOME ONE-ALBUM-AFTER-ANOTHER BULLSHIT. SO ONE SUNDAY MORNING APPARENTLY, THIS GUY DECIDED TO WALK INTO A GOSPEL CHURCH MEETING WHILE SKETCHING OFF METH, WHICH APPARENTLY CHANGED HIS LIFE TO QUIT THE BAND TO BECOME A FUCKING BIBLE THUMPER!
NOW EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND BUT I NEED TO BREATHE... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING FUNNIER SINCE WOMEN'S RIGHTS! I WAS NEVER ENVIOUS OF THE HOLY WRATH OF JESUS UNTIL I REALIZED HIS POTENTIAL TO MAKE OTHER CIRCUS ASSCLOWNS TO DROP OUT OF THEIR GOD-AWFUL MUSICAL PROJECTS! NOW THIS GUY ROAMS SOLO IN HIS INDEPENDENT PROJECT, PREACHING THE WORDS OF GOSPEL TO THE REPUBLICAN JESUS-LOVING STATES NATIONWIDE. WOW, LISTEN TO THIS GUY'S LYRICS... IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS? GOD HELPED HIM KICK HIS METH HABITS COLD TURKEY OVER THE COURSE OF A WEEK? DID HE GET FUCKING STRUCK IN THE HEAD BY LIGHTENING THAT BAD ON THAT DREADFUL SUNDAY MORNING? HOLY HALLELUJAH SON OF A BITCH, AMEN!
I NEED A GIMMICK FOR MY NEXT ALBUM TOO. I THINK I'M CONVERTING INTO A FUCKING JEHOVAH'S WITNESS AND RAP ABOUT THE UNETHICAL IMMORALITY OF BLOOD TRANSFUSION. OR A SCIENTOLOGIST SO I CAN SLEEP WITH FUCKING TOM CRUISE AND/OR R. KELLY... DEPENDING WHETHER I HAVE A HONKEY OR NIGGER FETISH ON THE NIGHT BEING.
BRIAN "HEAD" WELCH, IS THE FORMER GUITARIST FROM THE MILLIONAIRE GIMMICK ACT KORN, CONTROVERSIALLY KNOWN FOR THEIR DARK MARILYN-MANSONESQUE THEMES AND LYRICS OF BEING VICIOUSLY SABOTAGED UP THE RECTUM AGAINST CONSENT AS CHILDREN. HIGH OFF THEIR SUCCESS AS WELL AS METHAMPHETAMINE, THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY BORED OF THEIR SAME REPETITIVELY TIRESOME ONE-ALBUM-AFTER-ANOTHER BULLSHIT. SO ONE SUNDAY MORNING APPARENTLY, THIS GUY DECIDED TO WALK INTO A GOSPEL CHURCH MEETING WHILE SKETCHING OFF METH, WHICH APPARENTLY CHANGED HIS LIFE TO QUIT THE BAND TO BECOME A FUCKING BIBLE THUMPER!
NOW EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND BUT I NEED TO BREATHE... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING FUNNIER SINCE WOMEN'S RIGHTS! I WAS NEVER ENVIOUS OF THE HOLY WRATH OF JESUS UNTIL I REALIZED HIS POTENTIAL TO MAKE OTHER CIRCUS ASSCLOWNS TO DROP OUT OF THEIR GOD-AWFUL MUSICAL PROJECTS! NOW THIS GUY ROAMS SOLO IN HIS INDEPENDENT PROJECT, PREACHING THE WORDS OF GOSPEL TO THE REPUBLICAN JESUS-LOVING STATES NATIONWIDE. WOW, LISTEN TO THIS GUY'S LYRICS... IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS? GOD HELPED HIM KICK HIS METH HABITS COLD TURKEY OVER THE COURSE OF A WEEK? DID HE GET FUCKING STRUCK IN THE HEAD BY LIGHTENING THAT BAD ON THAT DREADFUL SUNDAY MORNING? HOLY HALLELUJAH SON OF A BITCH, AMEN!
(STILL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING)
I NEED A GIMMICK FOR MY NEXT ALBUM TOO. I THINK I'M CONVERTING INTO A FUCKING JEHOVAH'S WITNESS AND RAP ABOUT THE UNETHICAL IMMORALITY OF BLOOD TRANSFUSION. OR A SCIENTOLOGIST SO I CAN SLEEP WITH FUCKING TOM CRUISE AND/OR R. KELLY... DEPENDING WHETHER I HAVE A HONKEY OR NIGGER FETISH ON THE NIGHT BEING.
