DEAD HEARTS - NO LOVE, NO HOPE

1 Burning
2 Bright Lights, Burnt City
3 Adult Crash
4 Goodbye
5 These Are Our Lives
6 Waking
7 Uglytown

BRIEF REVIEW

IT'S THEIR EP BEFORE THE ACCLAIMED ALBUM "BITTER VERSES" RERELEASED. YEAH, THANK GOD BITTER HEARTS IS HELL OF A LOT BETTER, WHICH MAKES YOU WONDER WHY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD FUCKING WASTE THEIR TIME, MONEY AND EFFORT REPRODUCING SOMETHING THAT THEY'VE ALREADY SURPASSED IN LEVEL. MONEY? FAME? GREED? NOISE POLLUTION? METALHEAD ASSASSINATION? TRIBUTE TO OSAMA BIN LADEN? I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW!

ANYWAYS, DOWNLOAD NO LOVE, NO HOPE. WOW, LISTEN TO THAT SADISTIC NAME... IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME SORT OF LIFE THREATENING SEXUAL DEPRIVATION. SO WHAT? WHAT'S THE WORRY THOUGH? IF YOU CAN PLAY YOUR INSTRUMENTS LIKE THAT YOU SURE WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM USING YOUR RIGHT HAND TO MASTURBATE AS WELL. NOW GO FAP TO THE THOUGHT OF ME IN A TRANSVESTITE CLOWNSUIT YOU FAGGOTS.

DEAD HEARTS - BITTER VERSES

1. Somnium
2. Dusk
3. Fall
4. Innocence
5. Exsomnis
6. Hope
7. Epitaph
8. Cold
9. Calloused
10. Maeror
11. Hollow
12. Fail
13. Abandonment
14. Dawn

Brief Review:

AS OF RECENT I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN RECEIVING A LOT OF HATE COMMENTS ON THE CHATBOX, FROM VARIOUS CAVE-DWELLING TR00 NORWEIGAN METALHEAD LOSERS WHO FEELS THE NEED TO VOICE THEIR DISAPPROVAL OF ME MOCKING THEIR MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE. WELL GUESS WHAT? HERE'S MY LEFT NUT, GO JUGGLE IT WITH YOUR OWN TWO TESTICLES YOU FUCKNG FAGGOTS! IT MIGHT JUST BE A GREATER ACCOMPLISHMENT THAN ALL THE HOURS YOU SPEND ONLINE RIDICULING THOSE WHO ARE NOT AS REPULSIVE, NASTY, ABSTAINED AND SOCIALLY INEPT AS YOU TOOLS ARE.

TO ALL THE EASILY OFFENDED BITCHES, WANT A PENIS-SHAPED PACIFIER? HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU TO CHEW ON WHILE YOU ANTICIPATE FOR THE NEW RELEASE FROM PYREXIA'S DRUMMER'S NEW SIDE PROJECT WITH THE RHYTHM GUITARIST FROM CORPSEMONKEY, EX-BASSIST FROM DEAD CADAVER FORNICATION AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE LEAD GUITARIST/VOCALIST FROM THAT BAND NECROPTICPSYCHOFAGIST! (GOD KNOWS WHY A GUITARIST WOULD EVER WANT THE EGO OF FRONTING A BAND? OH THE MYSTERY OF THE METAL CULTURE [BY CULTURE, I MEAN THE LACK THEREOF].)

NO I WILL NOT UPLOAD THAT ALBUM TOMORROW YOU DONKEY SCROTUM! HERE'S A SPOON FOR YOU TO EAT MY NUTRITIOUS BUTTHOLE WHILE ANAL CUNT COMPOSES A SONG ABOUT IT!

I REALIZED I'VE SPOKEN NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM, BUT THAT'S OKAY, CONSIDERING I FOUND AN EVEN BETTER REVIEW OF THIS ON AMAZON! I SHALL QUOTE THIS WORD BY WORD FOR EVERYONE TO READ:

Very Good, But Not Great! Very good Cd wich I believe is the bands 1st album.And not a bad start either, This band truly puts there heart into the music. They kinda remind me of Hatebreed mixed with a little bit of Misery Signals. Worth the buy I was happy with the album.METALHEAD 4 LIFE!!!

Submitted by Metalhead (Sick Lake City, Utah)

HAHAHA HOLY CRAP, MY STOMACH HURTS THE SHIT OUT OF ME.