ANAH AEVIA - REALIZE YOU'RE DEAD

1 Murder
2 Emmanuel My Provider
3 Hubble Slaw
4 October 12 1998
5 Renewal
6 Eyes As Phyxiated
7 Mexico City
8 Hope
9 London Life Play
10 A Tale Of Two Revolutions
11 Sea And Sky
12 Morning The Innocent
13 Rest

BRIEF REVIEW:

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A MISERABLE CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS FAGGOTS!

I'VE ALWAYS HATED CHRISTMAS SINCE LIFE. EVER SINCE SANTA GAVE ME AN "EXCLUSIVE PRESENT" IN THE ENTRANCE TO MY REAR SOCKET BEHIND THE CHRISTMAS TREE WHEN I WAS AN INNOCENT LITTLE EIGHT-YEAR-OLD, "SHIT" HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME FOR ME AGAIN. I MEAN DON'T GET ME WRONG, I DON'T MIND BEING MOLESTED BY HOT SEXY BEARDED OLD GUYS RIDING IN REINDEER-MOBILES, BUT WHEN THAT OLD DISGUISED BASTARD IS YOUR OWN FUCKING FATHER, THINGS GET PRETTY EMBARRASSING AS TIME GOES ON. FORTY YEARS AFTER, WHENEVER I STILL GO TAKE A SHIT, MY DYSFUNCTIONAL RECTAL TUBE SPLATTERS THE FECAL REMAINS ALL OVER THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY PROJECTILE ORGANS?! I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE.

I LOATHE THE SHIT OUT OF CHRISTMAS. EVERY SINGLE YEAR I SEE MY JOLLY OLD NEIGHBOURS EXCHANGING GIFTS WITH THEIR FAMILIES AND LOVED ONES, AND IT TURNS ME ON. ESPECIALLY WHEN SPYING ON THEM THROUGH THESE THICK BUT DISCRETE HOLES I'VE PUNCTURED IN MY WALLS WHILE MASTURBATING TO THE SIGHT OF THEIR DINNER GET-TOGETHERS. IN ORDER TO ALLEVIATE MY LONELINESS, I ATTEMPT TO CONTACT MY DESIRABLE HOOKERS TO COME OVER AND RELIEVE ME OF MY EXTREME DEPRIVATION, ONLY TO BE DUMBFOUNDED THAT THEY CUT MY LONG-DISTANCE COMMUNICATION TO THAILAND DUE TO MY UNPAID BILLS FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL AFFAIRS WITH TWELVE YEAR OLD SLANTY-EYED ORIENTAL CHINKS NOW?! I FUCKING HATE THIS SEASON!

SOMETIMES I GO OUT ONTO THE SIDEWALK AND PISS IN THE SNOW IN THE ATTEMPT TO MAKE ABSTRACT ART. BUT THEN MY FUCKING BONER FREEZES INTO ICE UNDER BELOW TWENTY CELSIUS. I THEN RETURN HOME AND GO BACK ON THE INTERNET WHILST FIDDLING WITH MY FROZEN ICICLE ALL DAY. HOLY FUCKING HOLIDAYS WELL SPENT.

CONSIDERING MY DYING AGE, I'M GOING TO FILL OUT A SANTA APPLICATION AND FLY ALL OVER THE WORLD JUST TO SPY ON LITTLE KIDS SLEEPING OVER THE GLOBE AND PERHAPS DO TO THEM WHAT I'VE HORRIBLY BEEN THROUGH DURING MY YOUTHFUL YEARS OF DESPICABLE INJUSTICE... (EVERY COUNTRY BUT SOMALIA, I DON'T WANT TO GET KIDNAPPED BY ELEVEN YEAR OLD NEGROE SOMALIAN PIRATES.)

Anah Aevia - Statistical And Diagnostic Manual Of Mental Disorders

1. Closed Arms and Clenched Fist
2. Lying Beneath a Dream
3. Mourning The Innocent
4. Gather and Weep
5. Soli De Gloria (To Christ Alone Be The Glory)

BRIEF REVIEW:

LOOKING AT THE GLOOMY POST-APOCALYPTIC LANDSCAPE ON THE ALBUM COVER IS MAKING ME EXTREMELY DEPRESSED. WHY IS THE WORLD SO FUCKING DEPRAVED WITHOUT SUNLIGHT ... WHERE THE HELL DID THEY CAPTURE THIS SAD PHOTO? COULD IT POSSIBLY BE THE IRRITABLY WAR-TORN MIDDLE EAST? HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY THE PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHERS THERE TO SHOOT SUCH A FUCKING DREADFUL IMAGE COVER OF A NATION BOMBED BY THE NUKES DROPPED FROM UNITED STATES? WHO GIVES, AS LONG AS THERE ARE DEAD CHILDREN BURIED IN CAVES INVOLVED, EVERY WAR ON IRAQ IS A SUCCESSFUL WAR!

I FUCKING HATE PRO-ZIONIST PALESTINIAN FUCKS. EVERY DAY WHEN I CRY OVER MY SEVERE SEXUAL DEPRIVATION, I PAY MY ARRANGED-MARRIAGE REPRESENTATIVE ABDULLAH TO SHIP OVER A NEW FUCKING SEX SLAVE FULLY WRAPPED IN A FACE VEAL ALL THE WAY OVER FROM GAZA. THEN I FUCKING RIP THE TURBAN-MATIC FACE VEIL OFF HER FUCKING HIDEOUS HEAD AND REPLACE IT WITH DUCT TAPE AND OTHER NON BREATHE-THROUGH LEATHER BONDAGE. AS SHE SUFFOCATES TO DEATH, HER SKIN TURNS PALER AND PALER UNTIL SHE FULLY LOOKS LIKE A WHITE WOMAN. I GUESS THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'D EVER "WESTERNIZE" THESE HIDEOUSLY OPPRESSED COCKROACHES!

I DON'T COMPREHEND WHY THERE'S SUCH A PRO-PALESTINIAN PROPAGANDA BEING SO WIDESPREAD RIGHT NOW BY STUPID ANTI-WAR FAT-FUCK COMMIES LIKE MICHAEL MOORE. "LIBERATE THE MIDDLE EAST"? HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK ON MY LONG CONFEDERATE DICK FIRST, YOU FUCKING LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC TRANSVESTITES. ALL THESE WOMEN ARE PROCLAIMING THAT THE TURBANS AND FACE-VEILS ARE NOT A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION AND EXPLOITATION, BUT RATHER AN EMBLEM OF "FREEDOM". I'M SURE YOU FEEL SO FUCKING LIBERATED WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THE LACK OF PERIPHERAL VISIONS ON BOTH OF YOUR SIDES YOU FUCKING VISUALLY IMPAIRED RATS. NEVER EVER DRIVE, YOU FUCKING HANDICAPPED ASSHOLES. OTHERS ARE SO STUPID TO CLAIM THAT THOSE WORTHLESS RAGS ARE THERE TO CONCEAL A WOMAN'S "BEAUTY" IN THE PUBLIC, CONSIDERING SUCH "COMMODITY" IS ONLY TO BE GRANTED PERSONALLY AT HOME TO YOUR LOVED ONES. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU HIDEOUSLY GROTESQUE PAKIES? IT'S MORE LIKE TO CONCEAL YOUR UGLINESS YOU FUCKING DEFORMED RETARDS. THE LAST TIME MY DIRTY PAKISTANI SOCIAL WORKER ENTERED MY HOUSE, THE FAN WAS ON AND IT BLEW HER FUCKING TURBAN OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD I ALMOST FAINTED RIGHT THERE. INSTEAD OF HELPING ME OUT WITH MY SUBSTANCE ADDICTION, SHE FUCKING CHASED AFTER THE DIRTY DURAG FOR TEN MINUTES BEFORE REPENTING TO HER GOD BY MY FIRE PLACE FOR HER HORRID MISTAKE. HOLY FUCKING WOW, NEEDLESS TO SAY ALLAH DID NOT FORGIVE HER. HE SHAT OUT A THUNDERBOLT SO THICK IT PENETRATED INTO MY APARTMENT ROOM THROUGH THE SATELLITE DISHES AND ZAPPED HER INTO SOMETHING RESEMBLANT TO A SERVING OF FRIED TURKEY. EXCITED, I STUFFED HER WITH MY DICK FOR THIRTY NIGHTS STRAIGHT BEFORE SERVING HER TO MY NEIGHBOURS FOR THANKSGIVING.

TAKE OFF THOSE FUCKING NASTY FACE-COVERING BANDANAS YOU FUCKING HOODLUMS, THIS IS A CIVILIZED SOCIETY. I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE COUNTLESS CHINKY CONVENIENCE STORES BEING ROBBED FROM YOU AND YOUR PARTNERS IN CRIMES COVERED IN FACE-VEILS WHILE YOU USE THE STOLEN CASH TO FUND YOUR LOCAL MOSQUES THAT IS ANOTHER WAY OF PROVIDING SHELTER AND FOOD BANK YOU FUCKING LAZY, STARVING, UNEMPLOYED AND FILTHY MOSQUITO-BITTEN APES.