25 TA LIFE - FRIENDSHIP, LOYALTY, COMMITMENT

1. Let The Past Be The Past
2. Pain Is Temporary
3. Hardcore Rules
4. Backfire
5. Positive Hard Core, Go
6. Friendship, Loyalty, Commitment
7. The Next Level
8. Bullet For Every Enemy
9. Over The Years
10. Refocus
11. Wise To Da Game
12. Da Low Down
13. Short Fuse
14. As One
15. Smakin' You Up

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RECENTLY I'VE BEEN SENTENCED FOR TWENTY FIVE YEARS TO LIFE AS WELL IN A MAXIMUM SECURITY PENITENTIARY FOR SHOOTING UP A MENTAL HOUSE FULL OF FUCKING CLINICAL RETARDS (WHICH I WAS A PART OF). I SIMPLY CANNOT HANDLE THE REJECTIONS THEY MADE ME ENDURE ON A DAILY BASIS BY PICKING ON ME AND SHITTING IN MY LUNCH BOX. SO I PULLED INTO THE REC ROOM ONE DAY WITH A BRAND NEW AK-47 AND SHOT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF THEM. AS I WAS TRYING TO POINT THE WEAPON TOWARDS MYSELF IN MY FINAL ACT OF SUICIDAL MISERY, I REALIZED MY SHORT SCRAWNY FINGERS CANNOT REACH THE TRIGGER TO BLOW MY UGLY FUCKING HEAD OFF. LOOKS LIKE I FAIL AT LIFE AGAIN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. I WAS CAPABLE OF KILLING THREE DOZENS OF FUCKING QUADRIPLEGIC RETARDS BUT UNABLE TO EVEN SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE ULTIMATELY!! I WAS SO PATHETIC EVEN THE DEAD CASUALTIES STARTED LAUGHING AT ME. WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS?!?!?! FUCK MY STUPID BULLIED LIFE!!

I LOVE BEING IN JAIL FOR VERY OBVIOUS REASONS. NUMBER ONE, AS A YOUNG FISH, YOU GET ANALLY PENETRATED IN THE SHOWER ROOM ON A DAILY BASIS WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR WILL. THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THIS, IS THAT I HAVE A HARD TIME FAKING THAT I DON'T ENJOY BEING FUCKED UP MY ASSHOOP. IF I START SCREAMING IN ORGASMIC PLEASURE, THEN NO NIGGERS WOULD WANT TO SODOMIZE ME DUE TO THE FEAR THAT I AM GAY. SO I HAVE TO PRETEND TO CRY AS I AM BEING ANALLY PUMPED DESPITE THE FACT THAT NOBODY KNOWS I AM ACTUALLY CRYING IN HAPPINESS. EVEN MORE FORTUNATELY, I SHARE THE SAME CELL WITH SOME THESE BIG JOCKEY JAILBIRDS IN "25 TA LIFE". I AM THE VOCALIST'S BITCH EVERY NIGHT WHEN HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO SPOON TO SLEEP WITH. HE MAKES ME COLOUR MY WHITE PRISON STRIPES IN PINK AND NAMES ME SALLY. I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM THAT MY NAME IS IN FACT WEBMASTER AND NOT SALLY ONLY TO GET A "SHUT THE FUCK UP" BY HIS SIXTEEN INCH ANACONDA PLUGGED INTO MY MOUTH. THEN I ASKED HIM WHEN HIS BAND IS GOING ON TOUR AND HE BEAT ME UNCONSCIOUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOURS, AS IT IS AN OBVIOUS RIDICULE CONSIDERING THEY CANNOT GO ON TOUR WHEN THEY'RE ALL LOCKED UP IN JAIL FOR SOME GAY CRIME LIKE THROWING DOWN TOO HARD IN COURT. LIFE IS TOUGH, BITCHES.

I HAD TO BLOW THE SUPREME JUDGE AND ALL THE JURIES JUST TO GET A LESSER SENTENCE AND THUS AVOID THE DEATH PENALTY. I LOVE (ORALLY) WORKING AROUND THESE LOOPHOLES IN THE COURT OF LAW. WHOEVER SAID THAT LAW AND ORDER IS IMPARTIALLY INDISCRIMINATIVE HAS NEVER TRIED BUTTFUCKING A JUDGE UNDER HIS BLACK CAPE AS HE'S MAKING A VERDICT. INDEED I AM GUILTY AND CHARGED WITH A FULL LOAD OF CUM YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!