DESPISED ICON & BODY IN THE GEARS OF THE APPARATUS - SPLIT

Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus
1. War Engine 02:18
2. Problem, Response, Solution 02:45
3. Xenophobic Hate Machine 02:06

Despised Icon
4. One Last Martini (But You'll Never Notice) 03:28
5. Oval Shaped Incisions 04:00
6. Sever The Ties 03:49

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BRIEF REVIEW:

SPLIT ALBUMS ARE FOR BANDS SO FUCKING SHITTY THAT THEY CANNOT POSSIBLY AFFORD TO PRODUCE AN ENTIRE ALBUM FOR THEMSELVES. GREAT MARKETING SCHEME FAGGOTS, I WONDER HOW YOU GUYS SHARE THE WEALTH WHICH YOU GET OFF NOBODY BUYING YOUR RECORDS. ESPECIALLY BIGOTA... WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY A TYPE-O MISTAKE FOR "BIGOTS" SINCE THE A KEY IS RIGHT BESIDE THE S. GREAT NAME TO FIT YOUR BAND YOU FUCKING TARD ANIMALS!

LET'S SEE, BACK TO THE BUSINESS MODEL... IF YOU GUYS COLLECTIVELY PRODUCED A THOUSAND COPIES OF THESE DISCS, I ASSUME EACH BAND RECEIVES FIVE HUNDRED COPIES EACH AFTER SPLITTING THE COSTS HALF/HALF. BUT THEN WE HAVE A DILEMMA, HOW THE FUCK IS BODIES IN THE GEARS OF THE APPARATUS GOING TO MAKE EVEN HALF AS MUCH IN AS DESPISED ICON, WHEN COMPARED IN A GIVEN TIMEFRAME? DESPISED ICON IS THE MONOPOLY OF THE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD DEATHCORE SCENE, AND THEY'RE ON TOUR ONCE AROUND NORTH AMERICA PER WEEK. THEIR MERCH'S GET SOLD FASTER THAN GONORRHEA IN THE AFRICAN BROTHEL INDUSTRY. WHAT THE FUCK DOES BIGOTA DO? THEY SIT THE FUCK HOME IN THEIR STUPID SMALL TOWN AND PLAY HICKY TECHY-THRASHY CRAPPITY CRAP FOR THEIR CRAB-INFESTED FAMILIES (WHO OBVIOUSLY CANNOT STAND THE MUSIC BUT JUST GOES FOR THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT). WHAT AN AMAZING MUSICAL CAREER BOYS AND GIRLS. YOU'RE FINALLY DOING WHAT YOU'VE WANTED TO DO YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE, FOR THE LOVE!

NO NEED TO GET INTO HOW I'M JUST A BITTER OLD GEEZER WHO'S NEVER EXPERIENCED THE PLEASURE OR THRILL OF DOING ANYTHING FUN IN LIFE. I'M AGING SO FAST THAT I'M RAPIDLY APPROACHING DEATH WITH THIS SIXTY OF SAILOR JERRY FLOODING INTO MY SYSTEM. MY KIDNEY IS SLOWLY FAILING. I GUESS THIS ERODES MY DREAM OF STARTING A ONE-MAN BAND PLAYING NOTHING BUT BREAKDOWNS... BUT THAT'S COOL BECAUSE XLIFERUINERX ALREADY HELD THAT DOWN SINCE THEY HAD ANY TALENT (WHICH WAS NEVER). HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  I'M SO FED UP WITH THAT BAND I'M GOING TO BOMB TRIBUNAL RECORDS! (JUST KIDDING, DON'T PROSECUTE ME I'M INNOCENT). I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO TRIBUNAL RECORDS, I MIGHT JUST END UP KILLING WHITNEY DEAD. BUT I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT STRAPPING A FUCKING BOMB TO MY CHEST AND GO IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME MOSQUE AND SCREAM "DEAR FAGGOT ALLAH HOW ABOUT A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE?". I'M SURE ALLAH THE FAGGOT WILL ENJOY THE MEDICINE VERY MUCH, MORE THAN THE FUCKING OPIUM AND POPPY SEEDS GROWING IN THE FRINGE AREAS OF AFGHANISTAN THAT ATTRIBUTES TO 99.99% OF HEROINE DISTRIBUTED INTERNATIONALLY BY FUCKING TALIBAN RAGHEADS. GO JIHAD MY LEFT NUT.

IF YOU READ UP TO THIS FAR YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD

BODIES IN THE GEARS OF THE APPARATUS - SIAMIAN HYBRID PROTOTYPE

1. A Lubricated Rubber Glove And Pornographic Of A Decapitated Chinese Hooker
2. Of Things To Come
3. Love Affair With A Mannequin
4. Big, Bad, Mean and Nasty
5. Hoist The Black Flag (And Begin Slitting Throats)
6. Seventeen Reasons To Die Wearing Black
7. Fuck Her Like You Paid For It
8. The Ugliest Smile In Rock And Rock
9. White Trash Whore
10. Fuck The Middle East (S.O.D)
11. Last Words Can Be So Cliché
    

BRIEF REVIEW:

WHOOHOO! FINALLY ANOTHER UPDATE! YAY! FOR THOSE WHO COMPLAINED ABOUT THE LACK OF UPDATES, SHUT YOUR CROOKEDLY MALFORMED JAWS. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU GUYS ESTABLISH A BLOG WHERE YOU SPEND THE EFFORT SO OTHERS MAY LEECH THE PRECIOUS JEWELS YOU HAVE (WHICH YOU OBVIOUSLY LEECHED FROM ELSEWHERE BEFORE!)

ANYWAYS, THIS ALBUM IS QUITE SPECTACULAR. SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT PROSTITUTE BREAKING DOWN IN AN ERA OF DEADLY SCIENCE FICTION MODERNISM WHERE SEX DEPRIVED MANIACS ARE WILLING TO STICK THEIR DICK INTO A BURNING TOASTER FOR THE RELIEF OF TENSION... OH WAIT, THOSE ARE ALSO CALLED METALHEADS. HEHEHEHE.

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