DESTRUCTION OF A KING - ANTHEMS EP

01 INTRO
02 DIRTY DIANA
03 HOOKUPS AND BREAKUPS
04 TRUE TIMES
05 MR. TUMMIES
06 GETTIN DOWN AND DIRTY
07 BRAG OR BUST
08 POINT 90
09 ANTHEM OF OUR TIME

BRIEF REVIEW:

GOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE!

FINALLY I HAVE COME UP WITH A SOLUTION TO CURE ALL YOUR SOCIAL INEPTITUDES! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR MISERABLY UNWORTHY LIVES, YOU ARE GOING TO LEARN HOW TO INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER WITHOUT GETTING YOUR FACE BEATEN SO SEVERELY DOWN YOUR NECK THAT A GYNOCOLOGIST WILL HAVE TO PULL IT OUT OF YOUR ASS! HOW HAVE I DONE THIS, YOU ASK? SIMPLE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! BY PARTICIPATING IN DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR'S NEW FORUM OF CATASTROPHOBIC BUKKAKE ORGIES! GUARANTEED A FUN PINK HOMOROBOTIC SEXUAL FISHING ADVENTURE FOR ALL YOUR TINY LITTLE BITTY PIRANAS! GUESS WHAT'S THE BEST ABOUT THIS? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO REGISTER IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN THE ANONYMITY OF YOUR REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL BEING! THIS WAY, YOU CAN HIBERNATE IN YOUR STUFFY CLOSET OF LIFE-SIZED JERRY SPRINGER AND BIG GAY AL FUCK-DOLLS ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT!!

I'M HERE TO ASSURE ALL YOU SOCIALLY-AWKWARD NO-LIFERS THAT YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO CHASE AFTER YOUR AVOIDING SHADOWS!! IT'S ALRIGHT THAT YOUR OWN FATHER REFUSES TO BEFRIEND YOU, YOU CAN SHARE YOUR PAIN AND SORROW AND JOYLESSNESS WITH THOSE JUST AS MISERABLE AND SEXLESS AS YOU ARE! NO FAGGOT IS TOO FAT, GIMPY, STUPID, GAY OR MUCH OF A SORE LOSER FOR THIS ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARD! NO BULLSHIT, NO HASSLE... JUST A BUNCH OF UNEMPLOYED, MIDDLE AGED, HAIRY BALDING FUCKS WITH AN ABNORMAL SIZE OF BEER-BELLY THAT WE LIKE TO IMAGINE AS A PREGNANCY FOR THE FICTITIOUS ENVY THAT WE'LL FINALLY GET TO CARRY DOWN OUR LAST NAMES ONTO A NEXT OF KIN!!!

NO FAGGOT IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL! EVERYBODY IS WELCOME WITH THEIR OWN UNIQUE PENIS SIZE!

SO DON'T WAIT, MAKE A FRIEND TODAY SO PERHAPS YOUR BODY MAY EVER BE FOUND ONE DAY YOU DECIDE TO NOOSE YOURSELF IN YOUR MOTHER'S ABANDONED RAT-INFESTED BASEMENT WITH NO HYDRO OR ELECTRICITY!