PASSWORD: Suicide
Brief Review:
KILL, HACK, IMPALE, OBLITERATE, DEATH, DOOM, FOREVER! DEATH TO FALSE METAL AND LONG LIVE TR00 EP1C KLVT BL4CK M3TUL \m/ \m/. DISAGREE WITH ME AND WATCH OUT, YOUR BABY'S LIFE SHALL BE IN DANGER!
IN OTHER WORDS, THIS IS THE SAME GORY BULLSHIT CONTENT IN A DIFFERENT FANCY ALBUM COVER (JUST WITHOUT THE FANCINESS). POOR BABY JESUS MUST BE CRYING HIS BLEEDING EYES OUT AT ALL THIS NEW AGE PESSIMISTIC CRAP THAT IS COMPOSED BY DIRTY ALIENATED TEENAGERS WHO PROBABLY LOVE THEIR LIVES SO MUCH THEY RENOVATED THEIR BASEMENTS AS THRONES TO WORSHIP SATAN. EXCEPT IT'S MORE UNDERSTANDABLE WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER, SO COME ON. EARLY TWENTIES WITH NO JOB? McCORPORATIONS ARE WAITING FOR YOUR JANITORIAL SERVICES. TIME TO REDUCE SERENADING TO THE DEVIL AND COMMIT YOURSELVES TO MORE PRACTICAL THINGS TO ADVANCE YOUR LIFE.
THOSE WHO ARE JUST AS TIRED OF THE SAME OVERPLAYED DEMONIC THEME CAN STILL ENJOY THE OCCASSIONAL TECHNICAL RIFFINGS FOLLOWED BY MOSHABLE BREAKDOWNS, HOWEVER HORRIDLY MIXED THEY ARE WITH THE CRASH THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY EGGBEATER HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR MOTHER'S FRYPAN.
