LIONS - NORTH FACE HARDCORE

01 IN FOR A PENNY IN FOR A POUND

02 WINTER WARZ

03 GOLD 4 YA MOUTH

04 BRIDGE OF SIGHS

05 PLAYGROUND OF THE FEARLESS

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LIONS HAS ALWAYS BEEN HOLDING IT DOWN AND REPPIN' ONTARIO HARDCORE LIKE CRAIGSLIST'S MEN4MEN'S CASUAL ENCOUNTERS LISTING HAS BEEN REPPIN' YOUR SEXUAL VIRILITY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. IT'S SADDENING THAT THIS BAND HAS BROKEN UP BUT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU FOURTEEN YEAR OLD SCENE BITTIES WHO ARE STILL FLAILING YOUR HANDICAPPED ARMS AT DEATHCORE SHOWS WILL KNOW ANYTHING. I RECALL MANY OF THESE MEMBERS BEING THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLES BUT THAT'S OKAY. BECAUSE AS SOMEONE VERY NOTABLE HAS ONCE SAID, NOWADAYS ALL HARDCORE REALLY IS ABOUT, IS JUST TOUGH GUYS BEING DICKS AND SCENE KIDS BEING PUSSIES. UNFORTUNATELY I BELONG IN THE LATTER. SO I GET SHOVED AROUND A LOT WHEN I ATTEMPT TO PUSH MOSH INTO 250 POUND ASSHOLES IN EARTH CRISIS SHIRTS AND GET MY FACE BASHED THE FUCK IN. BUT MY POINT IS, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT NO ONE GETS ALONG WITH EACH OTHER AND THE UNITY EVERYONE CRIED SO MUCH FOR HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE YOUR HAIR STARTED FALLING OUT OF YOUR SCALP. SO IT BAFFLES ME WHY ANYONE STILL WISH TO PARTICIPATE IN SUCH POLITICS OF A FAGGOT SPORT? BUT THAT'S OKAY, MY TIME IS RUNNING OUT WITH HARDCORE. BECAUSE LISTENING TO THIS BAND ALL OVER AGAIN MAKES ME REALIZE WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT STATE MUSIC HAS FINALLY COME TO. IT'S DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS, IT'S DEAD. DIG A FUCKING BURIAL GROUND. I'M SICK OF YOU FUCKERS. DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM AND FUCK OFF. BECAUSE FROM THE REMNANTS OF THE ASHES THAT MEDIAFIRE HAS MADE OF MY SITE, I'D LIKE TO OFFICIALLY DECLARE A BIG FUCK YOU TO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. BUT NOT LIONS, I LOVE YOU LIONS. NOT THE UGLY LOOKING ANIMALS, BUT THIS VERY UGLY-LOOKING BAND. PLEASE REUNITE AND SUCK MY UGLY MASSIVE DICK.

LIONS - FROM THE BLOOD IN MY HEART TO THE BLOOD ON MY HANDS (EP)

01 LIONS
02 VOGUE
03 VERSUS HOPE
04 FROM THE BLOOD IN MY HEART TO THE BLOOD ON MY HANDS

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SOMEONE READ THIS INCOHERENT TITLE... WANNA DEFINE IT FOR ME IN A LOGICAL CONTEXT? NO? AFTER DOWNING SEVEN CANS OF SMART FOOD I STILL DON'T GET IT. I MEAN IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE IF IT'S MORE LIKE "FROM THE BLOOD IN MY DICK TO THE SEMEN IN YOUR NASTY ASS BLEEDING CUNT-CAVE"! THAT WOULD REMIND ME OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS PREGNANT DURING MY TEENAGE PREGNANCY YEARS AS A MAN. SO ANYWAYS, WHO WANTS TO BE RAPIED RIGHT NOW? I'LL FUCKING RAPEY YOU SO HARD UP YOUR MULTIPLE ORIFICES IN YOUR HAGGARD SYSTEM THAT EVEN YOUR THIRD UNCLE'S STEP-DAUGHTER WILL FEEL IT DEEP INSIDE HER FALLOPIAN TUBES!

WHERE THE HELL DID THE HARDCORE SCENE GO THESE DAYS? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE FORM THROWDOWN II AND INVITE ME TO JOIN... I AM VERY INSTRUMENTALLY TALENTED! IT JUST HAPPENS THAT MY INSTRUMENTAL TALENT IS THE DJ TABLE. I CAN MAKE YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT HARDCORE BAND SOUND LIKE SHITKNOT IN THE MATTER OF JUST A FEW DAYS. THEN WE CAN WEAR OUR HOMEMADE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK MASKS AND MOLEST EACH OTHER TO SLEEP IN OUR CLAUSTROPHOBIC TOURING VAN, FUELED BY THE ENERGY OF OUR STEAMING PISS! IT'S LIKE A STEAM ENGINE OF URINATION! WHOOHOO FOR INNOVATIVELY REUSEABLE ENERGIES!

SORRY CAN YOU POINT YOUR DICK AWAY FROM ME? I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S THE NEEDLE ON A MAGNETIC COMPASS BUT I'M NOWHERE NEAR NORTH RIGHT NOW. OH... WHAT WAS THAT? WE'RE IN NORTH POLE AFTER BEING KIDNAPPED BY PEDO-SANTA? OH OKAY LOL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO???/////

HOLY FUCK THIS WEBSITE IS HORRIBLE.