1. Blessed Be Our Ever After
2. Pt. 2 Sometimes They Do
3. Sorry Seacrest It's Casey's Countdown
4. Smile That Kills
5. It's Lonely at the Top (Or So I've Heard)
6. My Shelter
7. Battle for Hoth
8. Umbrellas
9. Monsters Among Us
10. White Coats and There Medicine
11. I'm Only Laughing on the Outside
BRIEF REVIEW:
I FUCKING HATE THE PRESENT STATE IN METAL AND HARDCORE SCENE NOWADAYS. I AM VERY CURIOUS TO LEARN WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU FAGGOTS ALL DONE TO TRANSFORM A CULTURE THAT WAS SO STRONG AND PROSPEROUS JUST HALF A DECADE AGO, TO A TOTALLY BARBARIC SHITHOLE THAT IS THE CURRENT. WHAT'S WORSE IS THE FACT THAT THE MAINSTREAMNISM OF THE SCENE HAS INSPIRED COUNTLESS SHITTY BANDS THAT REPRODUCE SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF MY DYSFUNCTONAL BOWEL AT WORK IN SEVERING VARIOUS SEGMENTS OF MY OTHERWISE ENDLESSLY LONG SHIT. STOP COMPOSING MUSIC YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. I COME HOME FROM A HARD DAY OF SLEEP AND ALL I ASK FOR IS SOME GOOD MUSIC. WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET IN RETURN? A BUNCH OF WHINY EMO FAGGOTS WHINING INTO MY EARS WITH THEIR NASTY ASS COLLABORATIVE INDUSTRIAL NOISE POLLUTION. I PROCEED TO CRY MY TEARY FUCKING EMO EYES OUT TO THE THOUGHT OF THIS PATHETIC MISERABLE THAT IS KNOWN AS MY LIFE. I SHOULD DO SOMETHING USEFUL WITH MY LIFE OTHER THAN UPDATING THIS SITE THAT NOBODY READS ... LIKE JOINING A PHILANTHROPY FOUNDATION?!
I'VE ALWAYS EXPRESSED INTEREST FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF JOINING PHILANTHROPY ACTIVIST MOVEMENTS. ONE PARTICULAR GROUP OF INTEREST IS THE ELITE NIGGER RIGHTS ACTIVIST GROUP "BLACK PANTHERS". YUP, THEY'RE BLACK ALRIGHT. THEY LOOK LIKE PANTHERS TOO EXCEPT LESS ELEGANT (SINCE THEY ARE NIGGERS). AFTER MUCH STUDYING INTO THEIR IDEOLOGIES, I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THEIR POLITICS ... "BLACK RIGHTS"? WHAT FUCKING RIGHTS? THAT'S LIKE PREACHING FOR THE PRESERVATION OF SURVIVAL OF USELESS ANIMALS. EXCEPT THEY MAY BE ANIMALS BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE ENDANGERED OR ANYTHING SINCE THEY COMPULSIVELY BREED LIKE RATS, SO WHO EXACTLY GIVES A LIVING SHIT? STOP SPEAKING OF NONSENSE CONTRADICTIONS IN TERMS, YOU FUCKING BEASTLY BARBARIC APES. REGARDLESS OF WHICH, I DECIDED TO PAINT MY FACE BLACK AND SHOW UP AT THE NIGGER UNION'S OFFICE BUILDING. AS I ASSURED THEM MY NAME WAS PHAT JORDAN, I SOON DISCOVER THAT DESPITE OF THE PRISTINE CONDITION OF THEIR ESTABLISHMENT THAT LOOKS LIKE THE ANTYNOM OF THE WHITE HOUSE (AKA THE BLACK HOUSE), THE ONLY POLITICS THAT WENT ON IN THERE IS NOTHING MORE THAN MERELY RAGING UNDERAGED AIDS-INFESTED PROSTITUTION AND DOMINATRIX TORTURE CHAMBERS. EXCITED AND AROUSED AS FUCK, MY BONER IMMEDIATELY POINTED TOWARDS EVERY UNDERAGED THIRTEEN YEAR OLD NIGGER WITH FACIAL HAIR THAT WEIGHED 220 POUNDS WORKING IN THE CRACK PRODUCTION DEPARTMENT. SUCH IS ANOTHER ACTIVE DAY IN THE BLACK PANTHERS AFRICAN-AMERICAN HUMAN RIGHTS UNION!
GO FIGURE YOU FUCKING UNCIVILIZED NIGGERS. YOU GIVE THEM A FEW TRILLION BUCKS OF TAX PAYER'S CHARITY AND THEY'LL TURN ANYTHING INTO THE "SUPERDOME" OF HURRICANE KATRINA. I HOPE THEY MAKE AIDS A RESPIRATORY SYNDROME IN AFRICA.
I'VE ALWAYS EXPRESSED INTEREST FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF JOINING PHILANTHROPY ACTIVIST MOVEMENTS. ONE PARTICULAR GROUP OF INTEREST IS THE ELITE NIGGER RIGHTS ACTIVIST GROUP "BLACK PANTHERS". YUP, THEY'RE BLACK ALRIGHT. THEY LOOK LIKE PANTHERS TOO EXCEPT LESS ELEGANT (SINCE THEY ARE NIGGERS). AFTER MUCH STUDYING INTO THEIR IDEOLOGIES, I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THEIR POLITICS ... "BLACK RIGHTS"? WHAT FUCKING RIGHTS? THAT'S LIKE PREACHING FOR THE PRESERVATION OF SURVIVAL OF USELESS ANIMALS. EXCEPT THEY MAY BE ANIMALS BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE ENDANGERED OR ANYTHING SINCE THEY COMPULSIVELY BREED LIKE RATS, SO WHO EXACTLY GIVES A LIVING SHIT? STOP SPEAKING OF NONSENSE CONTRADICTIONS IN TERMS, YOU FUCKING BEASTLY BARBARIC APES. REGARDLESS OF WHICH, I DECIDED TO PAINT MY FACE BLACK AND SHOW UP AT THE NIGGER UNION'S OFFICE BUILDING. AS I ASSURED THEM MY NAME WAS PHAT JORDAN, I SOON DISCOVER THAT DESPITE OF THE PRISTINE CONDITION OF THEIR ESTABLISHMENT THAT LOOKS LIKE THE ANTYNOM OF THE WHITE HOUSE (AKA THE BLACK HOUSE), THE ONLY POLITICS THAT WENT ON IN THERE IS NOTHING MORE THAN MERELY RAGING UNDERAGED AIDS-INFESTED PROSTITUTION AND DOMINATRIX TORTURE CHAMBERS. EXCITED AND AROUSED AS FUCK, MY BONER IMMEDIATELY POINTED TOWARDS EVERY UNDERAGED THIRTEEN YEAR OLD NIGGER WITH FACIAL HAIR THAT WEIGHED 220 POUNDS WORKING IN THE CRACK PRODUCTION DEPARTMENT. SUCH IS ANOTHER ACTIVE DAY IN THE BLACK PANTHERS AFRICAN-AMERICAN HUMAN RIGHTS UNION!
GO FIGURE YOU FUCKING UNCIVILIZED NIGGERS. YOU GIVE THEM A FEW TRILLION BUCKS OF TAX PAYER'S CHARITY AND THEY'LL TURN ANYTHING INTO THE "SUPERDOME" OF HURRICANE KATRINA. I HOPE THEY MAKE AIDS A RESPIRATORY SYNDROME IN AFRICA.
