COMEBACK KID - WAKE THE DEAD

1 False Idols Fall
2 My Other Side
3 Wake the Dead
4 The Trouble I Love
5 Talk is Cheap
6 Partners in Crime
7 Our Distance
8 Bright Lights Keep Shining
9 Falling Apart
10 Losing Patience
11 Final Goodbye

BRIEF REVIEW:

CUM-BACK KID? YES KID, I'D LIKE MY CUM BACK PLEASE! AFTER SHOVING MY SEVENTEEN INCH SNAKE INTO YOUR MOUTH RICH OF HERPES WHERE I WAS ORALLY STIMULATED FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES, MY DICK CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE A LONG AND BROWN SECRETED SNAKE THAT CAME OUT FROM A KID WHO ATE TOO MUCH THAI FOOD! JESUS FUCK, HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSE TO MASTURBATE WITHOUT MY LONELY FALLING APART NOW? NOT LIKE IT WASN'T DEFORMED ENOUGH AS IT WAS FROM THE START, NOW IT'S COMPLETELY LOST ITS FUNCTION AND SMELLS LIKE AN UNBATHED FAGGOT WORKING AUTOPSY!

ANY LADIES HERE WANNA CREAM-MATE MY HORRID-LOOKING COCK? IT'S BEEN SINGLE ALL MY LIFE AND IT JUST NEEDS A CAVE TO CRAWL IN! PLEASE MAKE INQUIRIES IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW! THANK YOU. NO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION MAY BE AFFORD TO BE GIVEN, DESPITE OF THE DESPERATE FUCK I AM. BUT SERIOUSLY, WHERE ELSE CAN MY DELICATE LITTLE SHLONG HIBERNATE FOR THE WINTER IF IT'S NOT POSSIBLY THE WARMTH AND COZINESS OF A FAT BITCH'S ANUS?

COMEBACK KID - BROADCASTING

1. Defeated
2. Broadcasting
3. Hailing On Me
4. Blackstone, The
5. Industry Standards
6. Give'r - (Reprise)
7. One Left Satisfied
8. Come Around
9. In Case Of Fire
10. Market Demands
11. In/Tuition

Brief Review

AMAZING ALBUM FOR THOSE WITH A MIND OPEN ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE A NEW STYLE OF MUSIC, SOMETHING DIFFERENT FROM THE PESSIMISTICALLY GLOOMY AND SUICIDAL SCREAMING JUNK YOU ASSHOLES CONSISTENTLY CLOUD YOUR YOUR STUPID HEADS WITH, LIKE YOUR HOPELESS FUCKING LIVES DEPENDS ON THIS NOISE POLLUTION. DO YOU GUYS EVER DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIVES?

SERIOUSLY, I WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING. ASIDE FROM TALKING AN IMMENSE AMOUNT OF SHIT ON A WEBSITE THAT YOU CAN'T SEEM TO GET YOUR SEMEN STAINS OFF FROM, WHAT EXACTLY THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS DO FROM DAY TO DAY? PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME, BECAUSE I AM AS MISERABLY CONFUSED AS YOUR DAD WAS WHEN HE SOMEHOW UNFATHOMABLY GAVE BIRTH TO YOU INBETWEEN HIS ASSCHEEKS. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU GUYS GET OUT OF IMPERSONATING TO BE ME ON THE CHATBOX? THE SATISFACTION OF FAILURE? THAT'S OBVIOUSLY HOW YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTH CONTROL WORKED OUT AS, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!

YOU GUYS ARE THE LIVING PROOF THAT SOME ACCIDENTS ARE BY FAR WORSE THAN OTHERS. I'D RATHER FALL OFF A TEN STORY ROOF THAN TO WATCH SHITHEADS LIKE YOU REPRODUCE A BAG OF RETARD OFFSPRINGS THAT ARE RESEMBLENT TO YOU IDIOTS FOR THE NEXT GENERATION.