02 "Enter Shikari" - 2:52
03 "Mothership" - 4:30
04 "Anything Can Happen in the Next Half Hour..." - 4:32
05 "Interlude" - 1:01
06 "Labyrinth" - 3:51
07 "No Swweat" - 3:16
08 "Today Won’t Go Down in History" - 3:34
09 "Interlude" - 1:28
10 "Return to Energiser" - 4:35
11 "Interlude" - 0:18
12 "Sorry You're Not a Winner" - 3:32
13 "Interlude" - 0:35
14 "Johnny Sniper" 4:01
15 "Adieu" - 5:40
16 "OK Time for Plan B" - 4:55
17 "Closing" - 2:44
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING ENTER SHITKARI, A PRODUCT OF THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY NU-ELECTRO SCREAMOPOP BULLSHIT THAT'S SO FUCKING DEPRIVED OF HETEROSEXUALITY THAT IT WOULD PUMP YOUR CHEST ABS INTO A PAIR OF FUCKING MAN BOOBIES! WHOEVER SAID BREASTFEEDING WASN'T POSSIBLE DEFINITELY DID NOT EVER HAVE TO TOLERATE THIS FUCKING HORRID ALBUM. EVERY TIME THE KEYBOARD PLAYER PRESSES A KEY ON HIS GAY FUCKING SYNTH MACHINE I FEEL THE NEED TO OVULATE ALL OVER AGAIN. WHY MUST YOU FUCK UP MY OTHERWISE HEALTHY MENSTRUAL CYCLES YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS? ALL THIS BIRTH CONTROL I'VE BEEN TAKING DUE TO THE FEAR OF PREGNANCY FROM AUTO-EJACULATING INTO MY OWN ASSHOLE HAS BEEN INDUCING SIDE-EFFECTS, INVOLVING BUT NOT LIMITED TO CONSTIPATION OF MENSTRUAL BLOOD AND THE GROWTH OF A VAGINAL CAVE WHERE THE SENSITIVE REGION BELOW MY SCROTUM IS SUPPOSED TO BE. THIS IS A PAINFUL EXPERIENCE FOR ALL WHO ARE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO SUFFER, MAINLY MYSELF!
IF I AM TO BECOME A WOMAN, I MIGHT AS WELL BE A FUCKING COMMUNIST TOO AND TURN THIS WORLD INTO AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING DISASTER LIKE WHAT THE WAR-TORN EAST EUROPE HAD BEEN THROUGHOUT THE PAST CENTURY. I KNOW SOCIALISM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER EQUALITY, BUT THE MINUTE A WOMAN POSSIBLY COMES IN POWER, THE FUCKING WORLD DESCENDS TO FUCKING SHIT. THANKS TO THIS RADICAL BULLSHIT WE CALL FEMINISM, THE WORLD NOW BELIEVES THIS FALSE LIBERAL-BRAINWASHING PROPAGANDA THAT ALL GENDERS ARE BALANCED AND IT IS BECAUSE OF A PATRIARCHAL HIERARCHY THAT MEN AND WOMEN CLAIM DIFFERENT POLITICAL AND SOCIAL STRATIFICATIONS. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? GET THE FUCK BACK INTO THE KITCHEN YOU USELESS LITTLE DUCK-LIKE FEMMES, IF DARWIN WAS STILL ALIVE, HE WOULD STOMP YOUR STUPID BACKWARDS EGALITARIAN IDEOLOGIES FLAT AND RAPE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTIC ANIMALS.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE NOW INVESTING AND PAYING FOR A COLLECTIVE OF "LIBERAL ARTS" EDUCATION THAT FAILS TO REFLECT THE BIOLOGICAL RANKINGS OF GENDERS AND SPECIES. ENTER ANY WESTERN PRO-MARXIST "ACADEMIC INSTITUTIONS" TODAY AND YOU'LL SINGLE-HANDEDLY WITNESS CLASSES FULL OF DUMBASS BIMBO BLONDE DYKES TAKING COURSES IN COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS AND LAUGHABLE DISCIPLINES LIKE "SOCIOLOGY" AND "WOMEN STUDIES". HAHAHAHAHA. EXCUSE ME WHILE I PISS PANTS AND THEN FORCE YOU TO CLEAN IT AT GUNPOINT YOU STUPID LAUGHABLE SHEEP. IT'S ONE THING TO FEEL "EMPOWERED" AS A WAY TO RETALIATE AGAINST THE MALE-DOMINANT SOCIO-CULTURAL INSTITUTIONS, BUT JUST KNOW YOU'RE PAYING FORTY GRAND TO RECEIVE A DIPLOMA THAT BASICALLY UNDER-PRINTS "I AM A HUGE USELESS FUCKING GOOF WHO WASTED FOUR YEARS OF MY LIFE BEING A HUGE SKANK AND PROUD OF IT."
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS DAY AND AGE OF POST-MODERNIST PHILOSOPHIES. BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, STUDENTS WERE AMBITIOUS TO BECOME DOCTORS, PHYSICISTS, AND SCIENTISTS. NOWADAYS EVERYBODY FLAUNTS THEIR FUCKING CASH TO PAY FOR A "SOCIAL SCIENCE" DEGREE WITH "NORMATIVE VALUES" (LOL) WHICH COMPLETELY DEFIES THE NATURAL EQUILIBRIUM OF HOW THIS WORLD WORKS. HEY FEMINISTS, EVER HEARD OF SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST? GO TOUCH MY WEINER WITH CAREFUL ERGONOMIC PRECISION BEFORE I STOMP YOUR TITS FLAT.
I LOVE WOMEN
