FUZZY KITTEN DANCE MACHINE'S EXISTENCE MANIFESTED AFTER CRAWLING OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE AFTER A TEN DAY JOURNEY THROUGH YOUR LONG, FILTHY AND BLEEDING RECTUM TUBE. SUCH ONCE-HARMLESS UNIT IS NOW WREAKING FUCKING CATASTROPHE UPON EARTH, REIGNING PAIN AND SUFFERING TO PEOPLE ESPECIALLY MIDGETS. THIS FORM OF SONIC ATTACK IS EQUIVALENT TO STICKING YOUR SOLIDIFIED NIPPLES INTO AN ACTIVE BLENDER AND LEAVING IT TO RUN FOR HOURS, EXCEPT MORE PAINFUL. SCENE KIDS WILL BE INDUCED INTO A CLAUSTROPHOBIC SEIZURE IN THEIR KARATE PITS AS THIS CYBERGRIND PROJECT SETS THE NEW GROUNDS FOR THE FUTURE TRENDS OF AVANT-GARDÉ NU-JAZZ GRINDCORE.
DISCLAIMER: DUE TO THE SHEER LETHAL TURRET ATTACK OF THIS MUSIC, IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THE FOLLOWING DEMOGRAPHICS:
- PEOPLE UNDER 30
- PEOPLE OVER 35
- HIV-INFECTED DRAG QUEEN WHORES
- OBESE AND DIABETIC BITCHES WITH DETACHABLE TITS
- AMATEUR ANIME PORN FREAKS
- LEVEL 75 FIRE BREATHING GEEKS
- HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE/HEART DIFFICULTIES/PEOPLE WHO EAT AT MCDONALDS
- MAGNETIC ROBOTS
- YOUR MOTHER AND MOST LIKELY YOU
FUZZY KITTEN DANCE MACHINE HOLD NO LIABILITY FOR THE SUDDEN OR MEDITATED CAUSE OF DEATH, SEIZURE, CARDIAC ARREST, BREATHING DIFFICULTIES AND/OR ABRUPT ASPHYXIATION. BY PLAYING THE MUSIC YOU HAVE AGREED TO ALL ABOVE AND A TON OF OTHER BULLSHIT SYMPTOMS THAT MIGHT JUST OCCUR. SAVE YOURSELF FROM HIRING A POTENTIAL LAWYER BY NOT PLAYING THIS MUSIC AND CLICK HERE IF YOU ARE A REDNECK CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN WHO DISCOVERED HER FERTILITY AT THE AGE OF 47.
